Mate I just waved good bye to my wife and eldest daughter and the bastards just text me its 33 deg and the surf is on, oh yes they have just landed in Bali on a work trip. It was my doing as I have done a lot of trips lately and just wanted to miss this one, as I am a little over Bali atm.
Anyway, just as I wave them off, I think to myself

you d-ck head you should be on that bus with board in hand