Never had any urge to ride his boards before but wouldn't mind a test ride on one of these!

http://meyerhoffersurf.com/slipin/index.php

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TBs fave

^^^^^ you slipped your chain again doggie . Just googling WA Vets to make an appoint for you to be castrated
Stu I've got one here I'll sell you

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Ted the Kiwi said...
As others have said before me.....it would be good to try one as long as know one saw you walking to or from the beach with it in your hand!

I saw this one down the beach earlier in the week

http://meyerhoffersurf.com/eightone/index.php

Very light and has some nice lines.....but if anyone ever saw me.....

It's not take bad Ted there mouths all drop open when you start ripping goes really well at the point

Put a wide base accross the nose, turn her upside down, and hey presto chango, you've got yourself a giant sized red buttplug.

This guys has all the kinky bases covered, first he caused your arse to hemorrhage with
the giant plug, then you need to go out and get his original giant panty liners to soak up the mess.

Weird race those swedes I blame ABBA