DUDE said...I have had several "brilliant ideas"............However back to the movie.(my segment)
My current idea is for the...
"The Second Inaugural Ripaquikbong Intergalactic Worlds Title Comp"
The comp is an invite only affair.
Invitees will be a mixture of....
Kooks
Gumby's
Misfits
Fat,over forty,unfit,****ed up middle age men trying to relive their youth
(you know who you are).
Malcontents.
A fair few village idiots.
Entry fee...
If you don't know and it has to be explained your not invited.
Judging....
Will be made up as I go along.
(Judges are open to bribes,Yes I am the only judge)
Contest and rules...
Both to be made up as I go along.
Judges decision is final.
(It can only be change if a better bribe comes along.)
Rule1;See above...
Rule2;Did you read rule1!!!.....
Rule3;****ed if I know........
To be held in what ever wave conditions I deem best for me to win.
Any excessive claiming of waves or hooting will be dealt with 1970/80s style grom abuse from other contestants.(Judges exempt).
Any invitee not seen in the Ripaquikbong Intergalactic Worlds Title Comp HQ tent
at least once during the comp will face a penalty of either..
a;Full nude beach run....(female contestants only)....(bonus double points)
b;Skull a warm beer....
c;Perform "spit the winkle"...........
Contestants who do not leave the tent during the comp will have to perform all three.
At some point all contestants will be expected to surf,regardless of condition.....Failure to do so...see above.
Bonus point for any blood spilt during the day.
Prize...
Crowned........
Ripaquikbong Intergalactic Worlds Title Comp Champion
(That's it...there is no crown,no money...nothing........
(**** what did you all expect I made this **** up))
Entertainment on the day will be....
Any contestant that survives the tent and makes it to the surf and back.
The guy in the g string.......Yes the chrispychru is expected to make a showing.
The guy who will show up and make an asshole of him self.
(You know who you are) <<<note to self.
Special musical guests.....
Singing some very bad songs and out of tune ............
"pup and his ho's"
Appearing with pup......
Rhonda Rottenbox
Fat Agnes
Wanda Wobblethighs
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The Ripaquikbong Intergalactic Worlds Title Comp HQ Tent
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