Speaking of such has anybody heard from the godfather Asea?

I had heard he was recovering after having trouble passing a seed, rumour has it he received quiet a few stitches.

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vanders1 said..
I had heard he was recovering after having trouble passing a seed, rumour has it he received quiet a few stitches.

Yeah never trust Pups mango pie cooking hey

Our magnificent Longroom God of the Sublime Drop Knee Turn is having his larger than most mere mortal doodle face lifted just in time for the Autumn Comps ..... his Longboard Sultanship is also in the middle of his Tri-annual upgrade of his Porn & the Quad-annual disposal of his old Porn he decrees that genetically altered Mangoes are the go he has indicated his desire to smash the Macaha again at LM quite soon and he also shouted "Now Piss off Pup I'm tryin' to shag Miss Nerang 2015 she's a red hot dingdong who's ya daddy smoker my son ...... !"

I know he is alive....he got mumbles to fix a door lock for him....mumbles came for a surf the next day convinced he wanted his hands to stay softer and more beautiful than his girls...true story

He is never far away - often found lurking in the buy n sell sections of notable places like Seabreeze, gumtree n eBay. Snooze and you loose they say and the ex. farmer hates to miss a bargain

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thePup said..
Our magnificent Longroom God of the Sublime Drop Knee Turn is having his larger than most mere mortal doodle face lifted just in time for the Autumn Comps ..... his Longboard Sultanship is also in the middle of his Tri-annual upgrade of his Porn & the Quad-annual disposal of his old Porn he decrees that genetically altered Mangoes are the go he has indicated his desire to smash the Macaha again at LM quite soon and he also shouted "Now Piss off Pup I'm tryin' to shag Miss Nerang 2015 she's a red hot dingdong who's ya daddy smoker my son ...... !"

thanks Pup I just spat beer all over my keyboard...that's hilarious

I surfed with him not so long ago- we actually talked about the frying egg- true story

i was told he's doing a movie for Ron Jeremy

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Cobra said..
i was told he's doing a movie for Ron Jeremy

He is Ron Jeremy

I knew you could get a Ron Jermey skateboard - are you suggesting we may get RJ longboards soon?

Asea, "I just wanna ride 'em all!"... followed by his happy cackle/laugh, "you know what I'm sayin'!".

I'll text him those pics of Bells today!... That will wake him up!

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Ted the Kiwi said...
I knew you could get a Ron Jermey skateboard - are you suggesting we may get RJ longboards soon?

I feel violently ill

Geez Ted hahaha where the farken hell did you venture to find that farker

thats not a Mango Asea sitting on

Bahahahaha geez you seriously worry me champion hahahaha

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laceys lane said..
I surfed with him not so long ago- we actually talked about the frying egg- true story

I know he wants it but I'm not selling the fried egg.

Just like dropping a wicked fart after that delicious BBQ Sirloin steak with onions ..... it will certainly happen .... maybe not just yet .... but at some point it will happen champion The Asea will get his prey