Ted's better half is a cheesmaker

must be a happy time for her.
anyway, back to the attempts at humor
BTW, the missus and I had disagreement over the exact lyrics of this joke, she says it does not rhyme, therefore it's incorrect, my argument is, "who said all poetry had to rhyme?"
Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And the Joker got away!