Best surf of the summer so far in this part of the world .
I am out surfing a nice little point break and 2 blokes who are obviously a couple of gay tourists are bodysurfing inside of me half way to the beach .
Anyway I catch the wave of the. Day gliding nicely along the wave face thinking how nice is this
I look down and a head pops up beside me . This prick bodysurfing has dropped in on me

Not that I am homophobic but I am thinking should I give this prick a tap on the head with the board or not . Lucky for him my nice side came out and I cut back away from him .
To make it worse I am sure he had no idea how close his head was to the nose of my board .About 10 c.m. . Dont even think he knew I was there on the wave .