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Scotty88 said...
As you guys know I am from the dark side.
I have been checking out the longest of rooms for a few months - but rarely post. Over the past week or so I have warmed to the green room as you guys appear to be a great bunch of blokes that go off subject at random and don't take life too serious
I'm deeply offended young scotty me lad,

why i think I'm the most serious chap on the entire seabreeze

Just look at all the good advice I've given out:
I once explained in detail how to fix a broad that had a crack on it ? And what about all my marital advice about how to please your lady friends, and I managed to do it in the same post as the crack on your board repair advice.
And then there was the lessons in etiquette when a Mynhoffer owner wants to tell you how cool their
giant panty liners boards are.
How to protect yourself from being ass rapped by a SUPpy dog by using a pipe fin as a decoy.
How to rate a stool.
And the list goes on, why I reckon any day now I'll be up for a sainthood, beatification at the very least

And as an additional way of showing how serious I am, If you can turn up at my local any Saturday arvo, Sunday morning or Sunday arvo, I'll make sure I've got my spare 10'6" on the roof for you to have a paddle on.