My God Lacey



you have invoked the Longboard Gods wrath
.......the Longboard Illuminati (such as the Asea , Chrispyone , Obct , Simgrom , SP , Ted , V12 et al & etc etc ) .... the Longboard Glitterati (just Macaha

) ..... the Longboard Flitterati (the rest of us unworthy & unwashed heathens

) .... the Midlengtherati (bloody Cobra

) have been awoken with displeasure


You have been summonsed to appear before the tribunal

and you will also be fined as follows ........ >>>>>> !!!
1. You will cop 7 Soy Lattes in a public place (such as Broadbeach Main Plaza)
2. You shall wear Boat Shoes also in a public place (the Goldie Points) for the period of no less than 2 months
3. You shall be horse whipped unmercifully by big Jim at the gym
4. You might be forced to mow the Mansion lawns with abovesaid boat shoes while wearing the Cobra gymp mask
5. You shall drink from the recepticle of McTavish & be liking it
6. Thee may very well be spanked brutally on the buttocks with a boat shoe .... a smelly uncleaned boat shoe !!!!
No appeal is granted ..... and no mercy shall be spared .... you have sinned cardinally

that is all ...... (for now)