....... yes as incredulous as it sounds

...... his Longboard smokeship ..... the Asea

was at his local on Sunday when a heavy Indo scarred shortboarder had the temerity to inform the Prez that "there's other breaks around old cock" ......
..... his local

told by a hardcore local

geez

....
..... well ..... it goes without saying that the Longboard Ethereal Frothesence

....... the Asea ....... snatched up his trusty Pinnacle ..... and strode past the scaley offender ..... casting a scathing , acid laced glance that reeked of "suck my cock shortboarder"

.....
.... his Longboard rolypolyiness

..... the Asea

...... then proceeded to gluttonise his Presidential self

feasting on numerous waves
....