As you are all no doubt aware, today is the end of the world;

archive.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2011/05/20/prophecy_of_the_end_straining_families/

And as we're all aware that the good old USofA is the centre of the universe, then the 21st May end of the world date would be based on a spepo time zone.

Therefore I feel I have plenty of time left in the day to choose a really good wave and get in one last really hot session.

I guess at this point in time I should really say goodbye to everyone here because I know that my life of purity and piety will ensure I'm taken to heaven in the rapture. That's another good reason for remaining outdoors in the surf, I couldn't think of anything more embarrassing than being stuck up under the ceiling whilst being draw heavenward.

I've prepared really well, I've given most of my money to a religious organization who promised me they would use it to help all the suffering sinner left behind on earth (no need to thank me guys, it was my pleasure).

I kept $5,000 to give to a really nice atheist family who said they will take good care of my dog right up until the final judgement day in October, wow, what a bargain.

Of course the down side to this will be that all you poor sinners will have to suffer unimaginable torment until October when you'll meet your merciful end.

That means you'll have plenty of time to dwell on all the evil things you did in your life, and don't go acting as if you don't know!!!???

You remember perfectly well all those times you dropped-in, got snaky, ripped off that kid by selling him a dud board, pee'd in your mates borrowed wetty, crouched in the bushes and dropped a deuce at a pristine surf spot, farted in the back of a crowed van sniffed the and then looked at your mate and said "oh pew, you stink" and the list just goes on and on.

I'm not altogether sure what the torments will entail for you poor guys left behind but I'm reasonably sure there will be some sort of rectal probe involved, there usually is when it come to anything involving religion, just ask any altar boy.

So all I can recommend is that you keep your ginger's well lubed up and always keep a spare tube handy.

Well, gotta go now, been nice know'n yers

So my only life goal in meeting obct is shattered
I'll be one of the sinners left behind,I'll attach my leggie
and sleep with my board tonight,sounds like an empty
line up tomorrow with all the good doers gone.

Say hello to Billboard and Vanders,I'll do likewise when I
see the only other sinner in the line up asea.

One regret I never made friends with anybody,so I missed the
pleasure of p-ssing in the loan wettie.

Thanks for the ride.

It's the 21st & nothin's happened so far...........not even a clap of thunder....or the clap for that matter......but I'm a believer....just wish I had a sin to repent ...there's still time....maybe I'll do a few.....

I do have one sin....I made a SUP once....that'll do it....

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Lfish said...


I do have one sin....I made a SUP once....that'll do it....

YOU WHAT,you didn't? oh well another one left behind with asea and myself

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62mac said...

Lfish said...


I do have one sin....I made a SUP once....that'll do it....

YOU WHAT,you didn't? oh well another one left behind with asea and myself

It's OK.....I sold it......

Your still going ,you made one which started this new craze so theres no hope for you.

www.news.com.au/breaking-news/rapture-has-world-on-tenterhooks/news-story/44e2e838c92a4c77ba720754c6a30101

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I do have one sin....I made a SUP once....that'll do it....

Beelzebub will not be too pleased with you when he finds that out Lfish [}:)]

Take my advice and keep that date of yours very well lubed up.

It's now the the 21st In the good old USofA and I think the rapture has started

I think I'm starting to feel lighter

Just can't say for certain that it's the rapture or a really big dump I just had

I might have a bit of a rest (that was an exhaustingly big poo) and check things out a bit later.

Must make sure I'm outside