On NYR Eve's Eve I caught up with a few friends and had apparently a bit too much to drink. I also happened to drop my phone and smash it. Ouch. Anyway the Gods smiled on me and Apple replaced it. Thanks. I have just suffered 48 hours of abuse for this action from the Minister of War. This evening I get home from a cranking surf to see her looking like a lost pussy cat - she has managed to drop her phone into water whilst sober. Gold. Ah the joy of payback / karma Normally this would have annoyed me - but the phone was covered in the house for accidental damage so its only costing $100 to replace - so now I am taking more than great delight in this. I love how this stuff can somehow come back to bite oneself !

The world works in mysterious ways. Shame the other two are so farrrrrked they are useless and can not be given away.

How does that Twilight Zone theme go Ted ?

Exactly Scotty - so
Many musical themes come to mind

Make the best of the situation Ted and buy another board while you've got her on the ropes.

But..But Ted..In 20 years time you will still be reminded of that time on New Years 2015 when you did the damage..as they do