There's this hot, hot, hottie who works locally in retail... of South American Appearance, and very well spoken, considering English is not her primary language...
Anyway, saw her the other day down the coast with her other half, and my wife and I were scratching our heads at how someone so nice ends up with an Aussie Surf Scozza, with bleached blonde hair, bad regrowth, and a low grasp of the English Language!

Complete including tattoo's! Not good ones either!
Gotta laugh! Lucky bugger!