Gotta laugh!

Separately, on of my all time funny Christmas Surfing stories is;

A plumber on The Northern Beaches, Sydney was doing some work under a house at Palm Beach. Afterwards, he asked the oldish Jewish Lady if she was interested in selling the old single fins surfboards under the house... Her response, "Oh, I forgot about them, they were Christmas presents for the boys back in 1977!"...

Sadly, she wouldn't sell them! The were unridden!
2 boards, I was told...

Simondo that story reminds me of a plumber mate of mine.
last year he was at a job and noticed that their next door neighbours had a surf board in a carport that looked the same as one he had stollen from under his house 20somthing years ago.
he walked over and inspected the board,, yep it had his name on the stringer.
when he told me he was angry and thinking of going back and taking the board back…but he didn't.

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Cobra said..
Simondo that story reminds me of a plumber mate of mine.
last year he was at a job and noticed that their next door neighbours had a surf board in a carport that looked the same as one he had stollen from under his house 20somthing years ago.
he walked over and inspected the board,, yep it had his name on the stringer.
when he told me he was angry and thinking of going back and taking the board back…but he didn't.

Yeah wouldn't that stir some emotions!

Would've been hard to not go back for sure.

Struth..I'd be straight to them with the story and wanting it back

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surfbroker said..
Struth..I'd be straight to them with the story and wanting it back

+ 1

Funny story Simondo.

They have a surfing Santa in these parts - the Elf is on a SDR

<start>
jingle bells , jingle bells , jingle all the way ....
oh what fun it would be old cock , to get some decent farking waves ....
jingle bells , jingle bells , jingle all the way ....
oh what stoke I would reap if I had a farking half indecent ride ....
jingle bells , jingle farking bells .... jingle all the farking way ....
oh what froth I'm deprived of now , it's filthy as a black sordid sin ....
<end>

Hey Simondo I got chatting to a guy in the surf yesterday he is from Bells his name is Lance said he knows you.he mentioned he surfed the North Shore the day before then I watched him take the next wave haha full of ****??

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Macaha said...
Hey Simondo I got chatting to a guy in the surf yesterday he is from Bells his name is Lance said he knows you.he mentioned he surfed the North Shore the day before then I watched him take the next wave haha full of ****??

Surfs at chickens

Haha

Matt surfing 3 foot sun set shore break

well looks ummm good

Blown out here mate

pretty average here too.


might do a road trip to byron. not mct, but maddog. there's a board or two i want to look at

wtf

Nice one Mak!
Not sure if I know anyone called Lance!... I know heaps of faces down here, but not so much names...

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Macaha said..
Matt surfing 3 foot sun set shore break

So was Santa nice to Matt and delivered him some more boards

Loving the pics Mac - please keep them coming !

Here is some feel good xmas stuff Simondo - the kids reaction is classic. 2.8 millions views in just a few days - the fella who posted it will be making some cashola as well ! Everyones a winner !

Ted I've discovered Matt has son friends here both male and female had a great night with his Cali GF and mum tonight

you behave yourself out there Mac