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BulldogPup said...he got busted for taking pornographic shots of balinese hotties riding bikes - [edit] and a seabreeze manual on "how to repair cracks with your bare hands & tongue"

My god, you remind me of my last relationship with a cute Bali girl, from Sulawesi originally! No porno shots, but at the end of a G-Land trip I ended up with 2 decent reef grazes, and by the time I got back to Bali, it was time to kick up the heels for 5 days, keep the wounds out of the water... Naturally, I ended up looking after a lady... a 6'0 amazonian Sulawesi beauty living in Bali. Luckily I'm 6'0 and carried it off!

Romanced her on the beach, during the day and night!