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Created by Ted the Kiwi Ted the Kiwi  > 9 months ago, 23 Sep 2014
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Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

23 Sep 2014 7:42pm
Not sure what happened to the last one.

Anyway here is a good one

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/A-broken-heart-and-Starboard/?page=-2#lastpost


Cobra
Cobra

9106 posts

23 Sep 2014 6:20pm
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Ted the Kiwi said..
Not sure what happened to the last one.

Anyway here is a good one

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/SUP/A-broken-heart-and-Starboard/?page=-2#lastpost




i think it was taken down because we shouldn't be doing this..at a guess
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

23 Sep 2014 8:24pm
I can sort of see that - but in all honesty its initial intentions were just to draw people to those enticing threads that sometimes you might not see as you did not cruise all of the rooms. Lets see how we go this time.
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

23 Sep 2014 8:44pm
Just goes to show how disperate this store and brand are for team riders.
SDR must be devastated,the one that got away
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

23 Sep 2014 8:51pm
Will LL be riding Starboard surfboards as well ? Jeepers - some blokes will do anything


He is already trying new lingo




laceys lane said..


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husq2100 said..
What does your end of the deal entail? Any racing?



free styling mostly.
laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

23 Sep 2014 8:58pm
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Ted the Kiwi said..
Will LL be riding Starboard surfboards as well ? Jeepers - some blokes will do anything


He is already trying new lingo




laceys lane said..



husq2100 said..
What does your end of the deal entail? Any racing?




free styling mostly.


your not very funny ted.

i'll still be coming in here to relief myself


laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

23 Sep 2014 9:00pm
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Macaha said..
Just goes to show how disperate this store and brand are for team riders.
SDR must be devastated,the one that got away


your name was mentioned, but they didn't want to be seen down the lower levels of the mob that puts up with you
Tux
Tux

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

24 Sep 2014 8:57am
Does said freestyling involve handstands in 1 foot mush...twirling of the paddle....costumes?
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

24 Sep 2014 9:02am
Look at the end of the day he is just a pretty boy,who will hold the brand flag at functions,he my need to do some work on his topic skills,not everyone wants to listen for two hours about fins
Tux
Tux

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

24 Sep 2014 9:16am
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Macaha said..
Look at the end of the day he is just a pretty boy,who will hold the brand flag at functions,he my need to do some work on his topic skills,not everyone wants to listen for two hours about fins


I hear they only empolyed him for his good looks and he is the Zac Efron of paddleboarding
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

24 Sep 2014 9:32am
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Tux said..


Macaha said..
Look at the end of the day he is just a pretty boy,who will hold the brand flag at functions,he my need to do some work on his topic skills,not everyone wants to listen for two hours about fins




I hear they only empolyed him for his good looks and he is the Zac Efron of paddleboarding



Personally I can't wait for the cover shots surely he won't make the centre fold
Tux
Tux

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

24 Sep 2014 11:08am
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Macaha said..

Tux said..



Macaha said..
Look at the end of the day he is just a pretty boy,who will hold the brand flag at functions,he my need to do some work on his topic skills,not everyone wants to listen for two hours about fins





I hear they only empolyed him for his good looks and he is the Zac Efron of paddleboarding




Personally I can't wait for the cover shots surely he won't make the centre fold


If he does will he need a mid-length of a longboard to preserve his modesty?
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

24 Sep 2014 12:53pm
Seriously its not like he got signed by Clearwater or anything,no big deal really
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

24 Sep 2014 1:51pm
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Tux said..


If he does will he need a mid-length of a longboard to preserve his modesty?


Seems he already has one on order





thePup
thePup

13831 posts

24 Sep 2014 2:46pm
Geez that thing looks like strips of old farking Lino glued together haphazardly fugly fugly fugly
boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

24 Sep 2014 8:13pm
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laceys lane said..

thePup said..
Geez that thing looks like strips of old farking Lino glued together haphazardly fugly fugly fugly



haha, maybe pup. but it will be lighter and stronger than anything you'll ever put your grubby mitts on

http://star-board-surf.com/tech


If I had a surf school I would be ordering a dozen of them do you know what the finish is like on the deck mate would you need to wax them
laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

24 Sep 2014 8:18pm
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boofy said..

laceys lane said..


thePup said..
Geez that thing looks like strips of old farking Lino glued together haphazardly fugly fugly fugly




haha, maybe pup. but it will be lighter and stronger than anything you'll ever put your grubby mitts on

http://star-board-surf.com/tech



If I had a surf school I would be ordering a dozen of them do you know what the finish is like on the deck mate would you need to wax them


boofy, the demo one I saw was waxed. but mate- big buckd
thePup
thePup

13831 posts

24 Sep 2014 6:22pm
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boofy said..

laceys lane said..


thePup said..
Geez that thing looks like strips of old farking Lino glued together haphazardly fugly fugly fugly




haha, maybe pup. but it will be lighter and stronger than anything you'll ever put your grubby mitts on

http://star-board-surf.com/tech



If I had a surf school I would be ordering a dozen of them do you know what the finish is like on the deck mate would you need to wax them


Yeah .... the old fish & chip shop Lino finish doesn't require Bee's secretions Boof mate reckon you'd find ancient bits of Squid ring from the old Con the Greek days
boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

24 Sep 2014 8:22pm
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laceys lane said..

boofy said..


laceys lane said..



thePup said..
Geez that thing looks like strips of old farking Lino glued together haphazardly fugly fugly fugly





haha, maybe pup. but it will be lighter and stronger than anything you'll ever put your grubby mitts on

http://star-board-surf.com/tech




If I had a surf school I would be ordering a dozen of them do you know what the finish is like on the deck mate would you need to wax them



boofy, the demo one I saw was waxed. but mate- big buckd


Oh maybe surf school wouldnt be a good idea I would love to have a crack on the longboard model will you be turning up at Kingy with scottys old trailer full of demos
thePup
thePup

13831 posts

24 Sep 2014 6:24pm
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laceys lane said..

thePup said..
Geez that thing looks like strips of old farking Lino glued together haphazardly fugly fugly fugly



haha, maybe pup. but it will be lighter and stronger than anything you'll ever put your grubby mitts on

http://star-board-surf.com/tech


My grubby Lucan mitts would turn their toes up at the thought mister Lardy Dah Lacey .... farken thing looks like a giant paddle pop
laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

24 Sep 2014 8:26pm
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boofy said..

laceys lane said..


boofy said..



laceys lane said..




thePup said..
Geez that thing looks like strips of old farking Lino glued together haphazardly fugly fugly fugly






haha, maybe pup. but it will be lighter and stronger than anything you'll ever put your grubby mitts on

http://star-board-surf.com/tech





If I had a surf school I would be ordering a dozen of them do you know what the finish is like on the deck mate would you need to wax them




boofy, the demo one I saw was waxed. but mate- big buckd



Oh maybe surf school wouldnt be a good idea I would love to have a crack on the longboard model will you be turning up at Kingy with scottys old trailer full of demos


sure, i'll be there tomorrow morning at 7. if i'm not there I wouldn't be too far away- just wait for me
boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

24 Sep 2014 8:35pm
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laceys lane said..

boofy said..


laceys lane said..



boofy said..




laceys lane said..





thePup said..
Geez that thing looks like strips of old farking Lino glued together haphazardly fugly fugly fugly







haha, maybe pup. but it will be lighter and stronger than anything you'll ever put your grubby mitts on

http://star-board-surf.com/tech






If I had a surf school I would be ordering a dozen of them do you know what the finish is like on the deck mate would you need to wax them





boofy, the demo one I saw was waxed. but mate- big buckd




Oh maybe surf school wouldnt be a good idea I would love to have a crack on the longboard model will you be turning up at Kingy with scottys old trailer full of demos



sure, i'll be there tomorrow morning at 7. if i'm not there I wouldn't be too far away- just wait for me

Ha Ha good on you mate I hope I can get past the minders and mounted police
Prawnhead
Prawnhead

NSW

1317 posts

24 Sep 2014 8:58pm
off topic but relevant ?

laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

24 Sep 2014 9:32pm
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Prawnhead said..
off topic but relevant ?


fuuny i saw it on fb
laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

24 Sep 2014 9:33pm
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thePup said..

laceys lane said..


thePup said..
Geez that thing looks like strips of old farking Lino glued together haphazardly fugly fugly fugly




haha, maybe pup. but it will be lighter and stronger than anything you'll ever put your grubby mitts on

http://star-board-surf.com/tech



My grubby Lucan mitts would turn their toes up at the thought mister Lardy Dah Lacey .... farken thing looks like a giant paddle pop


play nice mr g pimp
thePup
thePup

13831 posts

24 Sep 2014 8:53pm



Now Lacey you know that I love you you know that you get away with your daily horseplay & general cavortery around these parts of the realm but Pig is Pork and that farker is a big fat sow
SP
SP

SP

10982 posts

26 Sep 2014 8:12am
Good stuff LL.

I'd like to think we are going to see lots of new sweet board porn now as you won't be spending as much on the Devils gondola...
Cuttlefish
Cuttlefish

QLD

1332 posts

8 Oct 2014 5:04am
comparesurfboards.com/surfinglifestyle/surftravel/get-fleeced-corrupt-balinese-police
Posting this here for your comments.
I added my comment there but it only lasted an hour before being deleted.
I said naughty Benny.
Here he is railing against the corrupt Bali police because he gets pulled over and fined for not having a valid licence.
Seems like he was more upset about having to pay only a part of the official fine (which is a pittance compared to a fine in any developed nation) and has duly warned visiting law breakers to have a minimal amount of money to cheat the corrupt police out of their discounted fine.
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

8 Oct 2014 6:25am
It's really simple - just have a 50k note in yr license holder so when you hand it over it saves any need for negotiation - you get yr license back minus the 50k and everyone is a winner anf off u go. Or maybe just look the other way n keep riding
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

8 Oct 2014 7:36am
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Ted the Kiwi said..
It's really simple - just have a 50k note in yr license holder so when you hand it over it saves any need for negotiation - you get yr license back minus the 50k and everyone is a winner anf off u go. Or maybe just look the other way n keep riding


Teds on the money here,one of the worst spots are the cops at Leo corner,i do some business two doors up and the amount of tourists they pull over is unbelievable,they all get taken into the police box which sits on the corner of the intersection 3 minutes later they are all on their way minus a few bucks.I got pulled over here a few years ago paid up and said well I'll be using this route every day so are you going to pull me over each time? he said no you ok now
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