Hypo gets Thunderstruck (part 6)
When Hypo returned to the house Peanut and Cheryl had surfaced. Also chatting with them was Cheryl's girlfriend Cassie.
"Hey" said Peanut "why don't we all go into town tonight, the rodeo is on."
Hypo wasn't really into it, but he went along anyway, and Cassie seemed kind of friendly towards him.
After finding their way into town and getting some seats, Cassie offered to show Hypo around the cattle and horse yards. They chatted with some of the contestants who Cassie knew. One of the guys, Greg was friendly and showed them both around behind the ring.
"So John," he said to Hypo, "do you like a challenge?"
"Sometimes" replied Hypo
"There's a novice bull ride if your interested" he said
"Nah" said hypo, "I'll just get smashed"
"It's a $100 for each second you can stay on if you stay on the longest," Greg added.
Hmm, thought Hypo, I could do with some cash he thought.
I mean how hard can it be, its just a
novice bull ride.
"OK said Hypo where do I sign up"
"Are you sure about this John?" asked Cassie
"Yeah said Hypo, Ill be ok"
"Yes," added Greg, "he'll be fine"
Hypo signed up for the ride and they gave him a helmet, a padded vest and some boots.
Greg ran him through the basics of what to do.
Cassie went back up to the stadium and sat with Peanut and Cheryl
"So wheres Hypo?" asked Peanut
"Oh he's still down the yard talking to the cowboys" replied Cassie coyly.
A few minutes later the announcer began his wind up....
"OK ladies and gentlemen we have a special event tonight...."
"The novice bull ride!!!"
Our final contestant for the evening is Mr Johnnyyyyy Mcevoyyyyyy!!!!
"What??!" exclaimed Peanut
Cassie was laughing her face off
"He's going to get killed" said Peanut, and if he gets killed, Jockey will kill me!"
The announcer continued,"Ok ladies and gentlemen Johnnys ride tonight is a mean old bull by the name of Thunderstruck!"
"They tell me Johnnys a surfer boy and we all know Thunderstruck don't like surfer boys.... ain't that right folks?!!"
The crowd was pumped up.
Hypo was being lowered onto the bull as Greg shouted last minute instructions.
The other cowboys were taunting Hypo and laughing at his ultimate demise.
Hypo was beyond feeling scared, but he was also beyond bailing out.
This bull was farkn big and angry.
Then the music started over the loud speakers AC/DC Thunderstruck!!
The crowd was screaming chanting thunder! thunder! thunder! thunder! thunder!
Greg stayed with him and then the shute opened......
For a split second the bull was still and then it exploded into the ring
Talk about a rush.........
It bucked, twisted, spun around, did everything to dislodge the terrified Hypo.
All Hypo could do was hang on and lean back as instructed
The music, the lights, the crowd, the bull, was just one blur of sound, color and light.
Then Hypo felt weightless, he was flying through the air and came down into the mud and manure with a thud.
He stayed there until a rider and a clown picked him up
He walked back to the safety of the yard and the crowd was going berserk!!
"5 seconds ladies and gentlemen, 5 seconds and $500!!" the announcer bellowed
"Hey Johnny" the announcer teased, "you been thunderstruck!! whoo hoo!!"
Hypo felt elated as the crowd cheered him and he gave them a wave as he walked back.
Greg was stoked for him, Hypo gave him a $100, which he appreciated.
When he got back to the stands Peanut and the girls made a big fuss over him.
On the ride home Hypo fell fast asleep in the back of the car.
They carried him inside and put him in the bath.
Cassie cleaned him up and they put him in his bed.
The last thing Hypo remembers of the evening was the feel of Cassie's warm, scented, naked body next to his as he drifted back to a deep sleep.