for the past year our beach has been invaded by lumberjacks.
****'n lumberjacks everywhere shortboard lumberjacks longboard lumberjacks

has the trend hit your beach

Yeah we've been invaded - I'm out by 8am now sadly mate .... one thing I've gained from it is how bad it must be to surf around these pillocks up in Metro Perf

its like their brainwashed.

There'll be a farkload of the stripeys tomoz mate - and I'm hanging big time

everyone has a right to surf. even cranky mid length hating snakes and dogs

Lumberjacks, Pffft, can't stand them

They hang around bars and wear suspendies and a bra.

gold obct

I'm thinking of joining them

we have been dealing with them in NZ for many years already.

I have noticed them as well I can't understand why the hair on ones head has the all the product and fine combing but the beard left I mean,,,,ah bugger it bloody hipsters wish the sheep would have a sheer a bex a lay down and wear a f$&king leg rope

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Ashmullet said...
I have noticed them as well I can't understand why the hair on ones head has the all the product and fine combing but the beard left I mean,,,,ah bugger it bloody hipsters wish the sheep would have a sheer a bex a lay down and wear a f$&king leg rope

Brilliant

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laceys lane said..
everyone has a right to surf. even cranky mid length hating snakes and dogs

hahaha for that bumbagful of pffffffftttttttpffffffffttttt I am going drop in on you boy , 3 times

It's insane around here. I have 4 caravan parks within 1km of my place. They are all packed. I'm just gonna lie on the floor in a foetal position, under the ceiling fan and wait for them all to leave.

The first wave was lumberjack's back in spring, now its just everyone on the weekends. Had plenty of days during the week with hardly anyone out though. There were only 3 of us yesterday & although it was smaller than today, it was breaking a lot better

Oh this old chestnut bloody tourists, a matey.......................................................so yes our local area has a massive increase in numbers as well , im guessing most places out of the city do .

Don't grizzle too much , the money the tourists bring in contributes to allowing us to live in paradise . If you work or or some of your family work in the tourism industry be nice to the visitors and they will spend more cash ,while they are shopping they are not surfing .

And the obvious comment, that has to be said is to, teach your children ...... Cobra....It,s not YOUR beach ! is it

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SandS said..

Oh this old chestnut bloody tourists, a matey.......................................................so yes our local area has a massive increase in numbers as well , im guessing most places out of the city do .

Don't grizzle too much , the money the tourists bring in contributes to allowing us to live in paradise . If you work or or some of your family work in the tourism industry be nice to the visitors and they will spend more cash ,while they are shopping they are not surfing .

And the obvious comment, that has to be said is to, teach your children ...... Cobra....It,s not YOUR beach ! is it

what are you waffling on about where did i say anything about fark'n tourist. ARE you confused with the previous posts
I'm talking about fark'n bearded hipster freaks, MOST ARE FARK"N LOCALS,

i mean they all look like fark'n lumberjacks ,sheep/fashion followers.

ive seen them from byron to,yep my local break….…btw that doesn't mean i own it FFS.

quick, someone start playing calming cobra tunes

Time to let the big dog eat.

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wavelength said..
Time to let the big dog eat.

Naah just scoffed a beeeeeeewdiful pie on the way home from a wicked little solo surf (well solo for nearly 2 hours until the farkers all arrived en masse)

Mmmmm ... the post surf pie in the morning, the post surf lagers at night. Life's simple pleasures.


PS... Not many lumberjacks at my local beachie, but i try to dodge the popular spots. Hipsters like to preen where they can be seen.

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surfbroker said..

I'll wager my left knacker that dirty little Indo doppelganger () kisses his bloody cows like that too

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Cobra said...

SandS said..

Oh this old chestnut bloody tourists, a matey.......................................................so yes our local area has a massive increase in numbers as well , im guessing most places out of the city do .

Don't grizzle too much , the money the tourists bring in contributes to allowing us to live in paradise . If you work or or some of your family work in the tourism industry be nice to the visitors and they will spend more cash ,while they are shopping they are not surfing .

And the obvious comment, that has to be said is to, teach your children ...... Cobra....It,s not YOUR beach ! is it

what are you waffling on about where did i say anything about fark'n tourist. ARE you confused with the previous posts
I'm talking about fark'n bearded hipster freaks, MOST ARE FARK"N LOCALS,

i mean they all look like fark'n lumberjacks ,sheep/fashion followers.

ive seen them from byron to,yep my local break….…btw that doesn't mean i own it FFS.

I thought you were on about tourists from the bush myself. If you speak metaphorically you risk being misunderstood.

And to answer your post, WA is too redneck and behind the times to allow many "lumberjacks". Where we are currently staying, nary one in sight, let alone in the water (surfed a perfect 5' peak with only two mates this morning) and where I live the little ****s from the city surf elsewhere.

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Cobra said..

SandS said..

Oh this old chestnut bloody tourists, a matey.......................................................so yes our local area has a massive increase in numbers as well , im guessing most places out of the city do .

Don't grizzle too much , the money the tourists bring in contributes to allowing us to live in paradise . If you work or or some of your family work in the tourism industry be nice to the visitors and they will spend more cash ,while they are shopping they are not surfing .

And the obvious comment, that has to be said is to, teach your children ...... Cobra....It,s not YOUR beach ! is it

what are you waffling on about where did i say anything about fark'n tourist. ARE you confused with the previous posts
I'm talking about fark'n bearded hipster freaks, MOST ARE FARK"N LOCALS,

i mean they all look like fark'n lumberjacks ,sheep/fashion followers.

ive seen them from byron to,yep my local break….…btw that doesn't mean i own it FFS.

Good-one , your only crapped of that the other people in the water have beards . I,m sure there is a tablet you can take for that .

ive grown one due to laziness but can guarantee it doesn't come with a flanny or brill cream in the hair, basically it comes down to the fact I hate shaving. Hipster? Never! I wear a leggie.

No invasion by lumberjacks / hipsters or tourists .

but yesterday we had a heat wave (33 degrees ) , and was invaded by girls in bikinis and a few that forgot their bikini tops .

bring on global warming

hipsters...i love them. they are cool and have great taste in fashion. also not shy is spending coin. bless their souls i say

No pics ted , along with the heat wave had shoulder high northeast groundswell , as good as it gets - 4 hours surf till too buggered to keep going ,

normally this beach is deserted ( surf there a lot ) but the heat wave bought out all the visitors from the nearby caravan park .

Love tassie weather yesterday 33 degrees Tuesday was 16 degrees and sleeting .

Insert sheep noises

That pic is Gold!
"Coconut water and a gluten free macaroon"
Bwah ha ha!

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Ashmullet said..




Insert sheep noises

Gold ash….i will avoid central cheers