....... the following message of information is to all members of the Greenroom , associated covenants of Froth , departments of Stoke , divisions of boardporn , factions of Fins & any other realm of the BEERgarden .......

The Prez ..... Asea .....
(purveyor of the sublimest smoking hot drop-knee turn .... all time record holder of the most knickers in a 12 month period .... the Yin of Yamba .... the Yang of LM ..... ex-Cattle Baron .... ex-Farmer extra-ordinaire) .........

..... has just entered the modern era of the i-Phone .....

.... and by fark it's the funniest thing this side of a 3 cent piece ......

Seriously funny shizz

dont forget to bring the organic mangoes with you pup you old dog

Yes he as telling me he was struggling then he told me it's a 4 so he is still living in the 70's

Having trouble downloading the pics to laptop,fk the phone and fk the laptop leave me in the 70's any day

Funny farker hahahahahahahahaha

Asea's last mobile phone