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Created by obct obct  > 9 months ago, 14 Aug 2011
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obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

14 Aug 2011 8:56pm
The missus works of a Sunday with a lady who's hubby rides shorties and when she gets home today she asks me if I've have any problems with Brazilians?

I said "No" matter'o'fact, I luv em and I'd like to see a lot more of them.

After we worked out that she was talking about people from Brazil a I was talking about a very aesthetically pleasing way to keep pubes nice and tidy, it turned out that her workmates hubby had been having a lot of problems with them out in the surf (that's people from Brazil, not his pubes).

Apparently there are a lot of them in Sydney, no problem there, we've got a lot of everything in Sydney, the problem is that they don't have very vice manners out in the surf and don't give a tinkers cuss about etiquette.

He recently had to have words with one, I think the Brazilian should consider himself lucky because I've seen this dude and and I would not like to be on the receiving end if he let one fly.

Anyone have any experience? are there any up at the goldy?

I mostly just see poms and Japs and both of them are very well mannered, especially the Japs.



Simondo
Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

14 Aug 2011 9:17pm
Japs are great surf travel buddies actually. Really polite, neat, easy going...

Poms are OK, because they are up for a laugh, like a beer, and usually don't surf overly well, so they gives the sets a miss....

Brazillians are often (not always) total "see-you-en-tee's" in the water... I've seen it a tiny bit at Manly, and a tiny bit a Avalon (as there are backpacker options in Avalon). Worst was Lombok in 97. My Manly buddies were actually discussing the best ways to "deal with them"... But then we got a killer run of swell, and we never saw them again...
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

14 Aug 2011 7:27pm
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Simondo said...

Poms are OK, because they are up for a laugh, like a beer, and usually don't surf overly well, so they gives the sets a miss....


You talking about me Willis







obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

14 Aug 2011 9:37pm
Mac, I'm sure he means that they excel at other things like .....um.....

well of course there's ..um......um...

and who could forget the legendary .....um...um

Well they're number one in the world for darts or have they managed to stuff up that as well

Rioting, that's it, they're really good at rioting, and looting, they're first rate looters
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

14 Aug 2011 7:40pm
Haha ok I'm a Hooter
MichaelR
MichaelR

NSW

862 posts

15 Aug 2011 4:04pm
Yes, there is a wee lady that surfs a pink softie at roy a lot. She'll paddle into anything, regardless if there is anyone on it.

Funny to watch, from the shore that is....

There are a couple that get around LR as well,

As for the Japs and Poms, they're usually very well mannered and will often call you on, as opposed to hunt every wave for themselves.

Simondo
Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

15 Aug 2011 4:30pm
^^^ Hungry bum !
doggie
doggie

WA

15849 posts

15 Aug 2011 2:43pm
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Simondo said...

^^^ Hungry bum !


( ! )
obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

15 Aug 2011 8:21pm
The tat's wrong, it says "only god can judge me"

Well I've just managed to make a reasonably good judgment call

Now why's my keyboard gone all sticky

And where did I put that box of tissues

62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

15 Aug 2011 6:30pm
Nasty state your in atm
chrispychru
chrispychru

QLD

7932 posts

15 Aug 2011 9:33pm
dont waste tissues you will be taxed,waste it on your neighbors window
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