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Macaha said..
Yah saw the story the other day just a waist of paper it was printed on.NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
Well, it happened in NSW between 1962 and 1968. All the local councils required a board to be registered for a small fee and carry a registration sticker. You couldn't surf outside your council area without getting a sticker for that area. This was brought about by loose boards smashing into people when the riders let them go, and among other things, dickheadds behaving like they owned the surf smacking other people in the head with fists or boards. The registration stickers gave the victims something to recognise their assailant with. It was also heavily policed by Rangers and Surf Club officials employed by councils.
I've only surfed Snapper a couple of times with you blokes, (Mac, Lacey and Vanders) and whilst the waves weren't bad, if there was a crowd about you were lucky to get one or two in an hour. Coupled with the fact that most people have their own interpretation on who's wave is who's and what a drop-in or a snake actually consists of. There's a great sign post in North Steyne, which I try to adhere to (unless I'm surfing with OB

). It's much the same as any other surf code sign you see around the Gold Coast. Trouble is, no one reads the feckin' things and the new wave of self entitled surf coaches who earn big bucks teaching, don't really instill any kind of code or etiquette into the new wave of self entitled newbie students either.
I've even been in the surf and listened to a 35 something year old self entitled new dad tell his 8 year old new surfing son to "don't worry about dropping in on those old blokes out the back, you deserve a couple of waves." Sure he does, but how is he going to feel if one of us "old blokes out the back" accidentally slams the kid with a 10' Diverse in the back of the head. He's the one who's going to get the ****ts with us, but he's the one who told his kid to paddle into a wave that was already being ridden. Still our fault though. 'Cos these kids have been brought up to be "special". There are so many "specially gifted" kids in the world now that "special" is the new mediocre.
Do I want to pay to go surfing? Hell no, but if it helps get rid of some of the tossers who believe it's their god given right to help themselves to anything they want, then I'd consider it. You still have to get a permit for some areas in PNG, and in the Maldives and until recently, Cloudbreak.
In reality, no fine, punishment, fee for surfing permit or registration is ever going to replace the PARENT'S responsibility to teach their kids how to feckin' behave. Not just in the surf, but in school, in the cinema, on the road when they learn to drive and well..... just in life.
So Mac, don't say NEVER.....

Rant over......