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Created by boofy boofy  > 9 months ago, 12 Aug 2015
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boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

12 Aug 2015 2:08pm
Ive got a staffy named Bunji hes a stinking fartin lazy turd but I love him. Yesterday morning I cooked bacon and eggs for the family before work and school. I packed the dishwasher with all the plates fry pans and cutlery. Bunji sneaks in for a lick of the frypan and gets his collar hooked up on the dishwasher drawer.
He takes a step back and panics he tears through the kitchen dining room and living room with the dishwasher drawer attached to his collar and plates cutlery frypans going everywhere one of the funniest things I have ever seen until I realised he had literally sprayed shiz everywhere as he went.
Cheers Boof
Cobra
Cobra

9106 posts

12 Aug 2015 12:22pm
my blue stuffy slater loves leaving me gifts in my car.






boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

12 Aug 2015 2:44pm
He loves you mate
MickPC
MickPC

8266 posts

12 Aug 2015 2:13pm
LOL

We had a german shepherd & a jack russel when I was still living with the olds a few moons ago ...I'd take them for a walk & they'd hear a rabbit & off they'd go running through the bush barking their heads off. I'd try & call them for about 1/2 an hour & give up. They'd end up bringing themselves home a couple of hours later
Cobra
Cobra

9106 posts

12 Aug 2015 2:23pm
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boofy said..
He loves you mate




i love him

hey Boofy how many people get to say…. Slater sh!t in their car



jasdeking
jasdeking

QLD

1820 posts

12 Aug 2015 4:46pm
classic

i have a toy poodle if he gets hungry
boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

12 Aug 2015 4:52pm
Beautiful looking staffy mate
boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

12 Aug 2015 4:55pm


Bunji the brave
thePup
thePup

13831 posts

12 Aug 2015 2:56pm





Geez Boof
SP
SP

SP

10982 posts

12 Aug 2015 4:18pm
Funny as Boofy
Cobra
Cobra

9106 posts

12 Aug 2015 4:45pm
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boofy said..


Bunji the brave


Boofy how do you keep the jacket on him.
boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

12 Aug 2015 7:44pm


Hes 10 years old mate he will do anything for a scratch and a peice of roo jerky but he doesnt like being rudolph at Xmas
Cobra
Cobra

9106 posts

12 Aug 2015 5:47pm
Hahahaha yep my dog won't wear dog sunglasses
Macaha
Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

12 Aug 2015 7:49pm
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jasdeking said..
classic

i have a toy poodle if he gets hungry



Oh pffff i've got two mean mothers,come over and good luck getting in without getting licked to death.


Oh Moodle and Maltese


Cobra great looking dog that Slater
SP
SP

SP

10982 posts

13 Aug 2015 12:35pm
What da fark is a moodle???
thePup
thePup

13831 posts

13 Aug 2015 12:43pm
Yeah hahahaha I wasn't game enough to ask
boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

13 Aug 2015 6:38pm
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SP said..
What da fark is a moodle???


Half maltese half poodle popular around Oxford street Paddington
chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

13 Aug 2015 6:37pm
i had a cattle dog named miss moaner and her best friend the cat moonie. Both grew up in the same basket after being rescued by my mum.

well one night moaner has opened the cupboard for moonie to jump in the shelves and knock the cat biscuits down for them to share...

i was caring for my mum at this time and lived in the house next door. So i get this phonecall in the middle of the night and my mum sounded really bad,i could hardly understand her. I thought she could not breathe.

so im jumping the fence barging through the door and she is having a laughing fit pointing to the kitchen....so i rush in to find moaner with her head stuck in the box of cat biscuits walking into cupboards while the cat is launching himself at her trying to get the box off moanys head. The noise was mental.

Age does get us all in the end,they were both 17yo aminals at that stage,and that plan was just doomed from the start

they were a classic team
Cobra
Cobra

9106 posts

13 Aug 2015 6:41pm
thanks chrispy, best story ever
SP
SP

SP

10982 posts

13 Aug 2015 6:45pm
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boofy said...
SP said..
What da fark is a moodle???


Half maltese half poodle popular around Oxford street Paddington


No worries, I'm with ya now but wouldn't that be expensive, buying two dogs getting them cut in half and put back together?


Great story Chrispy
beerdead
beerdead

NSW

433 posts

13 Aug 2015 10:06pm
I broke a rib skiing a couple of weeks ago.
Yesterday I was walking down the steps inside the house when our Border Collie, who thought I was taking him out to play, bolted down the steps underneath me, taking out one leg.
Arse over head I went, bouncing from one wall to the other, all the way into the rumpus room.
Cracked my rib open again!
Bastard!!

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