Ok, on the back of OBCT thread about going to the dark side, this thread is stupid **** you have done or seen your friends do..

As in the saying friends don't let friends rollerblade.

I'm sure Chrispy will fill this thread on his own with stories of Silicon guns and double Enders but what dumb stuff have you seen people do??

I put this up as my first one...

Who the **** gets a Nintendo controller branded into there arm. Can someone post up the pic...

www.gearfuse.com/nes-controller-cut-into-human-arm/

ok this has been left alone too long. ok the girl will hate this,but keeping to the wii theme. my girl cant see for **** without glasses,she will argue still about this. well we had had bunch of mates over and got on it. we deciced that playing the wii would be sweet and it was. yet while evryone was playing and having fun,it was time for the girl to step up. well we got smashed and the game was over. except for my girl still swinging the controller around and getting the ****s that she cant hit the ball. everyone is laughing, she is cracking it more that she is being laughed at. me im telling her to add more twist to the wrist as she swings it.....well i got a twist to something when it was up

Ok marble bar in the bottom of the Hilton in Syd Cbd we have just been to the world cup victory dinner in Darling harbour and are smashed my mate is an older brother of one of the Wallabies and is legless ( he is the black sheep unsuccessful brother of the family so spends most of his time legless) I manage to pull myself together and get passed the 2 Tongan bouncers at the door, he doesnt.
I turn to see him rip a Cocos palm out of a pot and thrown it at them then bolt.
They turn and look for me I am in a tux so I standout like dogsballs I disappear into the crowd do a big loop and bolt back out the door they are very slow but I know if they catch me they will rip me apart like a hot chook

^^^
hey chrispy , does that remind you of the big brazilian bouncer at the Grande , he had a serious look after we got the Breeze bucket , when we went back geez i can still remember the size of the bloke

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boofy said...

Ok marble bar in the bottom of the Hilton in Syd Cbd we have just been to the world cup victory dinner in Darling harbour and are smashed my mate is an older brother of one of the Wallabies and is legless ( he is the black sheep unsuccessful brother of the family so spends most of his time legless) I manage to pull myself together and get passed the 2 Tongan bouncers at the door, he doesnt.
I turn to see him rip a Cocos palm out of a pot and thrown it at them then bolt.
They turn and look for me I am in a tux so I standout like dogsballs I disappear into the crowd do a big loop and bolt back out the door they are very slow but I know if they catch me they will rip me apart like a hot chook

boofy I've read this story somewhere was it here classic.

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62mac said...

boofy said...

Ok marble bar in the bottom of the Hilton in Syd Cbd we have just been to the world cup victory dinner in Darling harbour and are smashed my mate is an older brother of one of the Wallabies and is legless ( he is the black sheep unsuccessful brother of the family so spends most of his time legless) I manage to pull myself together and get passed the 2 Tongan bouncers at the door, he doesnt.
I turn to see him rip a Cocos palm out of a pot and thrown it at them then bolt.
They turn and look for me I am in a tux so I standout like dogsballs I disappear into the crowd do a big loop and bolt back out the door they are very slow but I know if they catch me they will rip me apart like a hot chook

boofy I've read this story somewhere was it here classic.

Yeah I posted it in General Discussion ages ago for another thread like" scaredest you have ever been" or something like that. I dont see that mate anymore he moved to WA he was probably responsible for nearly every near death experience I ever faced

Yep sometimes you have to say enough's enough

This was in the paper this morning, not funny at all.. But very very stupid.

A WORKPLACE prank gone horribly wrong left Gianni Catanzaro with legs so badly burned he needed skin grafts.

On the eve of his wedding, the concreter was grabbed by two co-workers and hit in his groin and his hands and had his legs bound with duct tape.

His supervisor, Leonardo Zaccardelli then cut his clothes off with a knife, leaving him in his underwear while eggs were pelted at him.

The "egging" was where it was supposed to end, but Zaccardelli decided to slug him with a final indignity, pouring an arc of petrol around his feet and lighting it.

With the flames lapping at his knees and the wind blowing the flames toward him, a bound Mr Catanzaro struggled to move away from the flames.

But he fell towards the fire, burning his legs.

A workmate helped him up and away from the flames but on Thursday in the Industrial Court of NSW two workers were fined and two received good behaviour bonds for their roles in the drama.

The incident occurred on a worksite at Kotara, near Newcastle, on April 23, 2010, and was captured in photos taken on mobile phones.

Mr Cantazaro told a Workcover investigator his wedding day and honeymoon were ruined because he was in a wheelchair and had to be taken to the hospital nearly every day. It took him so long to recover from his burns he lost his job.

Zaccardelli, 49, pleaded guilty and was fined $2000 by the Industrial Court. He also has to pay up to $8000 in legal costs and is repaying $16,000 for Mr Cantanzaro's treatment.

 

Try and pick up fat chicks after the ugly lights come on at the local.

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Locky24 said...

Try and pick up fat chicks after the ugly lights come on at the local.

and while you went home to love yourself. i was out nailing fat chicks with low self esteem

Any lovin is good lovin eh Chrispy..

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chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

Try and pick up fat chicks after the ugly lights come on at the local.

and while you went home to love yourself. i was out nailing fat chicks with low self esteem

Chrispy, Tried it once or twice mate, but couldn't handle trying to get dressed in the dark to make my escape for the dreaded walk of shame home.

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Locky24 said...

chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

Try and pick up fat chicks after the ugly lights come on at the local.

and while you went home to love yourself. i was out nailing fat chicks with low self esteem

Chrispy, Tried it once or twice mate, but couldn't handle trying to get dressed in the dark to make my escape for the dreaded walk of shame home.

mate im just a bad person. i never felt shame... a few girls sure did though all smiles and rainbows

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Locky24 said...

chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

Try and pick up fat chicks after the ugly lights come on at the local.

and while you went home to love yourself. i was out nailing fat chicks with low self esteem

Chrispy, Tried it once or twice mate, but couldn't handle trying to get dressed in the dark to make my escape for the dreaded walk of shame home.

Locky ya gotta stick around till morning you just no your gonna get extra bacon with ya pancakes,crumpets,scrambled eggs and muffins

youre all di..pullers

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indian said...

youre all di..pullers

....says the bastard rat in the background ... hey fellas hope ya all got some

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boofy said...

Locky24 said...

chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

Try and pick up fat chicks after the ugly lights come on at the local.

and while you went home to love yourself. i was out nailing fat chicks with low self esteem

Chrispy, Tried it once or twice mate, but couldn't handle trying to get dressed in the dark to make my escape for the dreaded walk of shame home.

Locky ya gotta stick around till morning you just no your gonna get extra bacon with ya pancakes,crumpets,scrambled eggs and muffins

No way mate had to get home grab the board and wash away all the horror memories of the night before, and also prey like hell no one saw you doing it.

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SP said...
Who the **** gets a Nintendo controller branded into there arm. Can someone post up the pic...

www.gearfuse.com/nes-controller-cut-into-human-arm/

I knew a chick once who got the FOX racing picture on her back.....nice. She did not even bother to contact them and seek some money towards it. A shame as she had a nice bod

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indian said...

youre all di..pullers

Jealous

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chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

Try and pick up fat chicks after the ugly lights come on at the local.

and while you went home to love yourself. i was out nailing fat chicks with low self esteem

Chrispy, Tried it once or twice mate, but couldn't handle trying to get dressed in the dark to make my escape for the dreaded walk of shame home.

mate im just a bad person. i never felt shame... a few girls sure did though all smiles and rainbows

I was told 3 rules when I was a bit younger by a lady who thought she would give me a mate some advice. I have never forgotten the rules but never really obeyed them either except a couple of times when on tour

1. Go ugly early - avoid the rush later
2. if the standards are low lower your standard

and my favourite....

3. all girls look attractive with your c**k in their mouth.

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Ted the Kiwi said...

SP said...
Who the **** gets a Nintendo controller branded into there arm. Can someone post up the pic...

www.gearfuse.com/nes-controller-cut-into-human-arm/

I knew a chick once who got the FOX racing picture on her back.....nice. She did not even bother to contact them and seek some money towards it. A shame as she had a nice bod

Ted I am pretty sure the skin has been removed in those pics

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Ted the Kiwi said...

chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

Try and pick up fat chicks after the ugly lights come on at the local.

and while you went home to love yourself. i was out nailing fat chicks with low self esteem

Chrispy, Tried it once or twice mate, but couldn't handle trying to get dressed in the dark to make my escape for the dreaded walk of shame home.

mate im just a bad person. i never felt shame... a few girls sure did though all smiles and rainbows

I was told 3 rules when I was a bit younger by a lady who thought she would give me a mate some advice. I have never forgotten the rules but never really obeyed them either except a couple of times when on tour

1. Go ugly early - avoid the rush later
2. if the standards are low lower your standard

and my favourite....

3. all girls look attractive with your c**k in their mouth.

hahaha, i will give you my dad to a friend and i when we were 13(in a thick hungarian accent) you meet all girl treat all good farking,like princess farking. you make all girl smile,love you farking. never kiss the one no show to me on the lips,kiss other things or use your hand and lie farking that she is the princess..that not lie,you treat all like princess farking, i say that before. then if you want her to love you..(.this should be said around a camp fire.) but it is to do with,don t do it like you are painting fence farking, lick name so you dont forget or do something farking that is not like stupid dog licking balls..dogs do that cause there bitchs dont farking i do have someone to blame for me

Chrispy - I nearly spat my bourbon with laughter... Now that is GOLD

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GPA said...


Chrispy - I nearly spat my bourbon with laughter... Now that is GOLD

+ 1 - but my beer. Can not believe the different form of chat you got at 13 to me!!!

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Ted the Kiwi said...

chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

Try and pick up fat chicks after the ugly lights come on at the local.

and while you went home to love yourself. i was out nailing fat chicks with low self esteem

Chrispy, Tried it once or twice mate, but couldn't handle trying to get dressed in the dark to make my escape for the dreaded walk of shame home.

mate im just a bad person. i never felt shame... a few girls sure did though all smiles and rainbows

I was told 3 rules when I was a bit younger by a lady who thought she would give me a mate some advice. I have never forgotten the rules but never really obeyed them either except a couple of times when on tour

1. Go ugly early - avoid the rush later
2. if the standards are low lower your standard

and my favourite....

3. all girls look attractive with your c**k in their mouth.

I dunno Ted,

rule 3 should be changed from all girls to most girls

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Locky24 said...

Ted the Kiwi said...

chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

chrispychru said...

Locky24 said...

Try and pick up fat chicks after the ugly lights come on at the local.

and while you went home to love yourself. i was out nailing fat chicks with low self esteem

Chrispy, Tried it once or twice mate, but couldn't handle trying to get dressed in the dark to make my escape for the dreaded walk of shame home.

mate im just a bad person. i never felt shame... a few girls sure did though all smiles and rainbows

I was told 3 rules when I was a bit younger by a lady who thought she would give me a mate some advice. I have never forgotten the rules but never really obeyed them either except a couple of times when on tour

1. Go ugly early - avoid the rush later
2. if the standards are low lower your standard

and my favourite....

3. all girls look attractive with your c**k in their mouth.

I dunno Ted,

rule 3 should be changed from all girls to most girls

hahaha my girl just said that you wouldnt see the teeth if your cock was in her mouth...and she said "anyway that looks like a man,your all gay boys" fmd

^^^^^^
ohhhhhhhh no no no no , I cannot unsee that

Hey there Chrispy's girl ! keep him in line

All I got out of this is "make sure the lights are off"

back on Topic - Drink Bundy

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cRAZY Canuk said...

All I got out of this is "make sure the lights are off"

back on Topic - Drink Bundy

haha try lacing up a pair of doc martins in the dark after a bottle of bundy fmd