To celebrate the Chinese New Year, we had a box of fortune cookies at work, I've had 2 so far and I find the wisdom held within, to be of a dubious nature and questionable in its accuracy.

First one; “A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark”

My piece of paper must have been toilet paper

Second one; “Treat your friends as you do your pictures, place them in their best light”

True, but they could also have added

“and delete the bad ones from your stored memory”

Yeah I must say I have never seen to many good ones over the years.....we got a good one in the xmas cracker though - still have it on the fridge

What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we will go places

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Ted the Kiwi said...
Yeah I must say I have never seen to many good ones over the years.....we got a good one in the xmas cracker though - still have it on the fridge

What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we will go places

Great post Ted!!!

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Ted the Kiwi said...
Yeah I must say I have never seen to many good ones over the years.....we got a good one in the xmas cracker though - still have it on the fridge

What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we will go places

Bit like the antennas that got married, ceremony was good but the reception was crap..

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obct said...

Second one; “Treat your friends as you do your pictures, place them in their best light”

So, with a head like yours OB, midnight would be your best light? especially with that GAP shirt on...... If you're burning it, I'll have it. It matches my snakeskin boots.......

Seriously though, after last night, the best light was in front of the bridge with a beer in hand....

^^^

I keep eating them till I find one I like.

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SP said...

Ted the Kiwi said...
Yeah I must say I have never seen to many good ones over the years.....we got a good one in the xmas cracker though - still have it on the fridge

What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we will go places

Bit like the antennas that got married, ceremony was good but the reception was crap..

Antennae reception could have been more awesome than my EvoII, my Pintail custom, and my future Tracker... all together!

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Simondo said...

SP said...

Ted the Kiwi said...
Yeah I must say I have never seen to many good ones over the years.....we got a good one in the xmas cracker though - still have it on the fridge

What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we will go places

Bit like the antennas that got married, ceremony was good but the reception was crap..

Antennae reception could have been more awesome than my EvoII, my Pintail custom, and my future Tracker... all together!

you blatant uninhibited shameless McTavish ..... PIMPWHORE you hahaha