poor sod has been either spewing his ring out or swimming it out

Candice has a strange surname, it's a bit of a mouthful, which just as a coincidence, is exactly what I would like to give her.

Looking at her - and from what Ive seen of you - she could still manage a large Mcdonalds coke float whilst you were giving her a mouthful OB !

No longer true BB, I recently underwent pioneering xenotransplantation surgery

Doctors were able to remove my useless micro penis and replace it with the trunk of an elephant

For the most part, it's been very successful, about the only problem I'm having is whenever I stop walking, it picks up a load of grass and tries to shove it up my arse hole

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obct said...
No longer true BB, I recently underwent pioneering xenotransplantation surgery

Doctors were able to remove my useless micro penis and replace it with the trunk of an elephant

For the most part, it's been very successful, about the only problem I'm having is whenever I stop walking, it picks up a load of grass and tries to shove it up my arse hole

^^^^
Classic mate haha

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obct said...
No longer true BB, I recently underwent pioneering xenotransplantation surgery

Doctors were able to remove my useless micro penis and replace it with the trunk of an elephant

For the most part, it's been very successful, about the only problem I'm having is whenever I stop walking, it picks up a load of grass and tries to shove it up my arse hole

stay away from the river then!