NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I can live without pics of dried spaff on a kilt.
Who'd thunk that spadge meant that?
No wonder Pup is asking to be blown by warty tree man.
Spadge , spadge meaning , definition of spadge ,
Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".
Some examples : "They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.
I'm going to chase you two inbred mongrels down and spadge* you senseless with my warthog if you can't play nicely.
*4. spadge
To slap someone in the face with your schlong.
With special thanks to Spike Milligan, a question to a Scotsman;
"what is worn beneath the kilt"?
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"nothing, it's all in perfect working order"!
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