Brilliant topic!
Hawaiian Pizza always sort of reminds me of Torquay. A couple of quiet ales in Torquay, was my 1st time on VB I think, and I was happy as a pig in sh!t once we shared a pizza to wash the beer down... rather than a beer to wash down the pizza!

That Pizza shop closed ages ago... Was a cafe for a while... and now it is a Pizza Shop again! Full circle.
(edit - my story wasn't about a dud feed... actually a good feed!)