you will buy 3 more boards before christmas mac

oh its all ****,turtles smash my beautiful face,then im stuck in the whitewater doing a 1000 strokes a metre till i have to smash my face again. the clubbie one i have know idea(clubbies are greco roman wrestlers of the water,gay). i just grab the nose of my board and dive under holding it,has worked unreal to 3ft,in fact next board will have extra glass there to stop the depressions