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Tassiedevel said...
Talking about style Bulldog I would love to know how they judge the winner .
Love the GoPro on the front of the board as well , and life jacket , this Particular bulldog is obviously not such a good swimmer .
The points scoring seems complicated, but once you get used to it, it's pretty simple.
Try to pay attention.
1 point for a cutback.
2 points for a nose ride
3 points for cocking one leg and taking a pee
3.5 points for taking a dump on the tail block.
4 points for licking your own balls
So for maximum points, what they need to do is a quick cutback from the back of the board whilst taking a dump then running up to the nose with one back leg in the air while they're having a pee and once they get to the nose they sit down and start licking their own balls

See, I told you it was easy