So I stopped drinking beer some time ago, on the anti grain train. And have since discovered that I'm somewhat partial to stinky d!ck cheese cider along the lines of English scrumpy's and Normandy ciders. Flavoursome, tart and go well with the sort of food I like to munch. Unfortunately also usually pretty exy too.
A few months back I discovered a 3lt goon bag of still scrumpy from Westons that is delish and reasonable value at about 4 bucks a litre, only issue has been maintaining regular supply and that's from one in the trade.
Anyway I got jack of trying to order it and started looking into making my own, that's when I came across what's known as turbo cider

Basically all you do is buy preservative free apple juice and dose it with yeast and it's on it's way. Release the cap a bit a couple of times a day to stop it blowing up and it's right to go after a week or less. Taste it every day and when you're happy with the flavour profile bung it in the fridge to stop the ferment and you're away. I did my first batch on Monday and its pretty much done. Did up four 3lt bottles, one test with just champagne yeast added and the other three with varying amounts of honey (to up the ABV), cinnamon, tannin and the yeast.
On day 3 the test was lovely, although lacking a bit in structure, nice flavours just no weight or texture. The fortified bottles were too sweet at this stage but big and chewy. Fast forward two days and the test is too far gone, sour edged with some funky ferment flavours going on. It's been relegated to be the base for a ginger cider now.
The others though? Wow!!! It's like boozy apple pie! I'm about three pints in now and have a rather pleasant glow and it's goddamn delicious! Like really delicious, pretty much as good as any cider I've had. Haven't tested the ABV yet but I'd guess it at between 6 and 9%
If you're partial to cider give it a crack, awesome booze at buck a litre. Best of all being a live ferment it's really good for your gut flora. In moderation of course