I know for a fact that Brad enjoyed his short time on Seabreeze. The time has come for him to move on. I knew him personally and I could vouch for him being a champion bloke. He mentioned countless times that being Brad Pitt can be very enjoyable and equally frustrating. He always carried his drivers license with him to prove to curious girls that he was the real deal and that had it's rewards. At times he would get pulled over by highway patrol and without his drivers licence he was given a hard time when saying "my name is Brad Pitt".

Brad was born in the cotton fields of Wee Waa - literally. His Mum was cutting down cotton and gave birth on the spot. They breed em tough at Wee Waa.

Brad attended St Josephs College in Sydney as a boarder and with his height of 6'7" he excelled at basketball, stillwater rowing and was a great number 4 at rugby.
Unfortunately, he missed out on the olympic rowing team due to illness. Apparently, he caught a dose of Gonorrea during a menage a trois with 2 cheerleaders in the lead up to olympic trials.
Brad was very popular amongst his peers as well as the ladies and his humour will be sadly missed on Seabreeze.
Brad would like to pass on a huge thanks to Laurie for allowing him to stay as long as he did.
Farewell BP

Nice story Scotty but what's the go,PM if you need.

Your not BP are you,his remarks were always polite
never rude.

Did Laurie axe this profile

Dam it I was hoping a thread titled "to all the girls I have loved before" was going to start up so we could finally find out if Ang is that much better than Jen or even Gwyneth.........I guess we will never know now and the Greenroom will be a worse off place for it

2+2=4 Scotty!

If I put 2 & 2 togther, Scotty was Brad!

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Simondo said...
2+2=4 Scotty!

If I put 2 & 2 togther, Scotty was Brad!

Hahahaha

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Simondo said...
2+2=4 Scotty!

If I put 2 & 2 togther, Scotty was Brad!

Top of the class - can not believe it took so long for you of all people to work that out It was his alter ego - it was like a dream for him

My first (but not last) alter profile.
You better be on ya toes Laurie - I love to beat the system. I think he got me on my IP address.
See, you QLDers are hard to track as there is probably 150 seabreezers within a 5 k radius of Miami. Not too many in my proximity. I think signals bounce off local towers and this gave me up. Laurie may have put the bait out tho and I was being honest. He gave me a few more days grace anyway. It was fun. And Brad was very polite wasn't he ?

I know what did you in... it was that post about the time Brad cracked the sh1ts with Angelina when she nicked his toast at the Chateau Marmont breakfast buffet.

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I know what did you in... it was that post about the time Brad cracked the sh1ts with Angelina when she nicked his toast at the Chateau Marmont breakfast buffet.

It does get tense around that toaster.
And what about the young wog Sheila walking back from the buffet with a hot cuppa in one hand and texting on her mobile with the other ...please.

that news has made me sad

Just got a text off BP to say he landed safely at Heathrow and will be starting his Contiki Tour tomorrow with his younger brother Arm.

i think i would have prefered to meet ...arm pitt

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i think i would have prefered to meet ...arm pitt

No you wouldn't - he's a bit on the smelly side.

actually I hear his sister Sandi is alright

.... and his other brother Cec.

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thePup said...
actually I hear his sister Sandi is alright

I heard her nickname was sweaty.

I could tell he went to Joey's. Didn't like when I was school still don't!

I miss BP.
Is that weird ?
I just feel like I lost somebody close.
Those voices just want stop.

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Scotty88 said...
I miss BP.
Is that weird ?
I just feel like I lost somebody close.
Those voices just want stop.

mmmmmmmm im not sure what to think now

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Scotty88 said...
I miss BP.
Is that weird ?
I just feel like I lost somebody close.
Those voices just want stop.

mmmmmmmm im not sure what to think now

unreal