Your forgetting something Mac, it's been done before and for many hundreds of years.
Didn't Hawaiian kings surf?
And not only did they surf, I seem to recall that the best boards were always the exclusive domain of royalty.
Yes I know I'm just being a smart arse

Getting back to our bat eared friend Tony, I'm more than happy for him to be a logger, provided he does not do it wearing his much loved Budgie smugglers.