A funny thing happened today which I'll share with you mob

As some may know I was a loyal Dukes Longboard customer for years,knew both owner father and son for 10 years,purchased too many boards to recall.
Anyway I would roll up with young mac for many a year,he would go to the shortboard store next door to Dukes with only a driveway separating the two with a block of flats out the back which the owner of Dukes lived,if street parking was an issue I would/could park in the driveway with permission.
Today I parked on the street blocking the driveway,Dukes closed two years ago,I noted the ex owners sons car parked in the drive,no worries he will know where to find me as he knows my car well.I go into the shortboard store 10 mins later one of the guy's said anyone in here parked in the drive,yep that's me I replied.He said the guy who lives there waxed every window and panel of a car last week for parking there last week.
Oh ok I'll move,the son of ex owner was out the front on his pushie looking uptight,I said hey B-- how ya doing,he said what the **** are you parking there for and let rip with the biggest rant I've ever heard and I've heard a few.I said hey B-- its me M----,he I don't give ****,**** off,I said hey chill B-- I'm moving it now relax and he rips off another rant,I said what happened to the cool chilled B-- he said your not a customer anymore so **** off,by this time a crew had gathered,I said get off the drugs and **** your after sales service.
What a ****wit.