http://www.swellnet.com.au/news/2678-kelly-slater-to-retire-again
Kelly Slater to retire again
IN: SURFPOLITIK BY STU NETTLE 14 COMMENTS MON 12TH DEC '11
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Stop me if you've heard this one before.
Kelly Slater, the evergreen 11-times world champion, has indicated he would only compete in selected events next year. In an interview reported on Reuters Slater once again broached the topic of retirement. "I'm in somewhat of a transition period," he said, "where I'm going to be re-evaluating my life - whatever is left on tour and what is going to be off tour."
Expanding further he said, "It's probably a little bit scary because you get so used to one thing but it's also exciting because you have a whole different life open up to you and a whole different opportunity to experience things."
It was, without doubt, the strongest indication we've had that Slater would retire. But then he dropped the old chestnut - he would be contesting the Quiksilver Pro, the first contest of the year. "I seem to do well there and that sets up my whole year but I don't know if I would have started the tour the last couple of years if it wasn't a Quiksilver contest."
Kelly Slater showing ambivalence to the following years tour has become a regular part of the programming, as is Kelly Slater changing his mind after he gets a good result at the Quiksilver Pro. Also, it'd be hard to imagine Slater turning his nose up at the carrot dangling in the fourth contest - the Volcom Pro at one of Slater's favourite places, Fiji.
And if he gets two good results in the first four events? Well, let's have another one just like the other one. I don't think the ASP needs to shell out for a gold watch just yet.
I'm sad...
Because QLD is getting some OK swells, with a good forecast for the week ahead. But I know the crowds can be out of control....
My winter trips to the sunshine state feel like warm bath water! 
But for moment, just imagine the QLD points without crowds, in 1935, with you and your mates on modern equipment! Surfers Paradise! LOL!
I think Kelly loves playing mind games and keeping everyone on there toes.
Will he ,wont he ??
Dont know if anyone has been able to do this, as good as Kelly since MP.
He needs another rival like Andy ( RIP ) to keep him focused and give him drive to want to compete. IMO
( this is just my 2 cents ) so feel free to tell me to piss off.
Like the thought - but 1965 be better 
..... I reckon those old Model T station wagons were a bit underpowered & the roofracks were poo
tiger woods has been doing the same thing...kelly can just just nail chicks and keep doing his job without blowing his load and farking his game
tiger take note..sex is good for your game
p.s fark off locky,we have grom man for common sense. nah love your input..
