like the dog's tongue

That should be a T shirt..

www.cafepress.com.au/+stand-up-paddle-board+stickers .... do T shirts, mugs etc. Custom to your requirements they say too.

Something else that's old.......

Essential senior citizen stuff......PSH 12'6 (with quads) ......and sunova 9'5 speed

Was terrible weather here for a couple of weeks.........constant rain and onshore winds.
Last i heard of towball was that he had chucked his boards in his RV......strapped the missus on top and left the district
but wait......maybe the missus went in the RV and the boards went on top