I paddle myself in!

I discovered this technique one winter, while I was surfing alone in the fog... in full 5 mm wetsuit
5' waves at a reef break in New England.... 400 yards out, strong current.
My leash snapped
My new board was being driven towards a 10' granite block wall
I needed to get in fast, so came up with this plan:
I lay on my back
left hand grips the hosel, just above the blade
right hand grips mid shaft
result:
my blade side is SHORT
my handle side is LONG
Laying on my back, with my head pointing towards shore
I simply "kayak paddle" myself in!
Plus I kick my feet as I paddle
It is surprisingly efficient, and not tiring at all
Because I am doing a "modified backstroke" kick
I can watch behind me, to keep track of any surfers
the longer "handle side" balances the drive of the short "blades side"... and actually keeps you moving quite well.
Why drag the paddle when you can use it!!!!