Lost my SUP paddle off a boat at Nords Wharf so in a SE breeze possibly it's heading north to Belmont.
The paddle has an orange flower on the blade.
Help please wife would like it back.

Aaaahhhh come On Warwick brother, Belmont is in the good old state of NSW, it's not WA my friend, you can't lose your FARKEN paddle there, leave that to our brothers on the other side of the country.
Believe me if its your wife's paddle and you lost it I wouldn't blame her for divorcing you
Its about time all of you NOVACASTRIANS got off your arses and found the orange flowered paddle so our mate Wazza doesn't get divorced.
I am devastated next we will have a paddle lost in Noosa. Oh wait a minute, the HIPSTERFESTIVAL starts soon and we might have a number running around looking for owners during that week.

ET.

No luck getting my paddle back but got a nice new carbon paddle from ECS for $150 (I think reduced from $399) and perfect blade size.