Paddle efficiency

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Scotty88
Scotty88
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17 Jun 2011 6:19pm
Check out this one in the board review.

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/Review/Paddling-efficiency-and-alternative-positions/

I nearly choked on my corn flakes this morning with laughter.
Downwinder
Downwinder
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2095 posts
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17 Jun 2011 8:30pm
Scotty88 said...

Check out this one in the board review.

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/Review/

I nearly choked on my corn flakes this morning with laughter.


Just checked it out then
How funny was Standupper's comments I'm still whiping the tears from my eyes with laughter (Help Me Please Mr Wizard)

Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
17 Jun 2011 6:50pm
Downwinder said...

Scotty88 said...

Check out this one in the board review.

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Stand-Up-Paddle/Review/

I nearly choked on my corn flakes this morning with laughter.


Just checked it out then
How funny was Standupper's comments I'm still whiping the tears from my eyes with laughter (Help Me Please Mr Wizard)



Mate, I read his comments before I pressed play so i was prepared for something special. But nothing prepared me for that bloke. As Jacko said "are you taking the piss ?". The scary thing is I'm not sure if he is taking the piss or fair dinkum.
laceys lane
laceys lane
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19804 posts
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17 Jun 2011 9:06pm
ok, everyone has had their fun, but it's his first post, maybe his stoke is a bit miss directed or what ever.

but i'm feeling bit uncomfortable and embarrassed now- how would you feel if you were him
Scotty88
Scotty88
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4214 posts
17 Jun 2011 7:15pm
laceys lane said...

ok, everyone has had their fun, but it's his first post, maybe his stoke is a bit miss directed or what ever.

but i'm feeling bit uncomfortable and embarrassed now- how would you feel if you were him


I take your point and gave it some thought. I watched it one more time and to be honest I laughed even harder. Regardless of 1st post, it's stand up paddle NOT sit on a rubber block like I'm taken a dump paddle.
DavidJohn
DavidJohn
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17 Jun 2011 9:42pm

I take your point and gave it some thought. I watched it one more time and to be honest I laughed even harder. Regardless of 1st post, it's stand up paddle NOT sit on a rubber block like I'm taken a dump paddle.




DJ
laceys lane
laceys lane
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19804 posts
QLD, 19804 posts
17 Jun 2011 10:00pm
Scotty88 said...

laceys lane said...

ok, everyone has had their fun, but it's his first post, maybe his stoke is a bit miss directed or what ever.

but i'm feeling bit uncomfortable and embarrassed now- how would you feel if you were him


I take your point and gave it some thought. I watched it one more time and to be honest I laughed even harder. Regardless of 1st post, it's stand up paddle NOT sit on a rubber block like I'm taken a dump paddle.


yeah, i wouldn't do it, but a little seat ,not the dump style, and a kayak paddle for an emergency isn't that silly.
i remember getting caught out about 3ks or so out with a south swell, a foot and half off shore chop and wind to match just smashing me on a big board with big volume up the front- i could not make any headway on that board standing up

i was directly out to where i had to get in. i had to push the rudder pedal right over with my knee and had the paddle straight sideways as wide as i could go. even then i got flipped a few times

two and half k's of the toughest paddling on one side i've ever had to do.

i would have gladly sat on a little seat with a kayak paddle.

the ocean can be a pretty mean place to be
cheers
Gorgo
Gorgo
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5124 posts
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17 Jun 2011 10:04pm
It's a good idea. Get yourself one of those six pack foam eskies. Fill it up. Plonk it on your board. Sit on it. Bob's your uncle. Dunno about the double-ended paddle.
Downwinder
Downwinder
QLD
2095 posts
QLD, 2095 posts
18 Jun 2011 5:51am
laceys lane said...

ok, everyone has had their fun, but it's his first post, maybe his stoke is a bit miss directed or what ever.

but i'm feeling bit uncomfortable and embarrassed now- how would you feel if you were him


Hi Lacey
From the posts I've read of yours over the last 2 years Lacey. I'd have to say Lacey and Kajgyr are related Like Jacko would say I'm sorry but are you taking the piss But I really do enjoy reading everyone of your post Lacey very entertaining laughter (Help Me Please Mr Wizard)
Like a kneeboard surfer they almost have it, its only a jump and they'd be on there feet.
PS: How good has the surf been on the Goldy the last 2 weeks PUMPING

SUPMTB
SUPMTB
27 posts
27 posts
20 Jun 2011 1:28pm




He must have licenced it in China !
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