A teacher wants to test her class on Maths so she poses a question to them.

Teacher: If you have 3 birds on a fence and a farmer shoot one bird hoe many birds are still on the fence?

Little Johnny shots up his hand excitedly, Miss Miss Miss!

Teacher: Yes Little Johnny?

Little Johnny: There would be no birds because the gun shot would scare all of them away!

Teacher: NoNo Little Johnny that's not right there would be 2 birds left on the fence, but I LIKE THE WAY YOU ARE THINKNG!!!

Little Johnny is very unhappy with the teachers response and wants to test the teacher on her smarts himself!!!

Little Johnny: Miss Miss

Teacher: Yes Little Johnny what is it?

Little Johnny: If you have 3 women at the Ice Cream Shop and one is licking her ice cream one is biting her ice cream and one sucking her ice cream, which one is married???

Teacher: Well I am not sure Little Johnny but I would say the one sucking her ince cream??

Little Johnny: No No Miss she is the one wearing a wedding ring, but I LIKE THE WAY YOU ARE THINKING!!!

Lol, lol

Nice one Dave .

my daughter asked me today how many species of animals where in Mosses ark .



i said 500-600
she said keep guessing ..

I said 850 -1000

she said no none ...


because Mosses didn't. have an Ark .it was Noah's .

little smart arse.

I guess I need to get reading my Bible ,I knew that one .duh .

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Tardy said..
Nice one Dave .

my daughter asked me today how many species of animals where in Mosses ark .



i said 500-600
she said keep guessing ..

I said 850 -1000

she said no none ...


because Mosses didn't. have an Ark .it was Noah's .

little smart arse.

I guess I need to get reading my Bible ,I knew that one .duh .

Lol, bloody younger generation!

Little Johnny stands up in class and says "Miss i need to take a piss!"

"Johnny!" She says, "Don't be vulgar. The word is 'urinate'. If you use it in a sentence, you can go to the bathroom."

Johnny thinks for a moment...

"Well miss, urinate. But if you had bigger tits, you'd be a 10."

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chucktheskiffie said..
Little Johnny stands up in class and says "Miss i need to take a piss!"

"Johnny!" She says, "Don't be vulgar. The word is 'urinate'. If you use it in a sentence, you can go to the bathroom."

Johnny thinks for a moment...

"Well miss, urinate. But if you had bigger tits, you'd be a 10."

Gotta love little Johnny!!