I'm a hard arse .

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Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
7 Jul 2018 12:10pm


Windy day ..back hand ,took off ,wind got under me and flipped my board on the way down ,and bugger
my butt dealt to my board ...bloody good surf 7 th wave only 2 out .home I go ..
JEG
JEG
VIC
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JEG JEG
VIC, 1469 posts
7 Jul 2018 2:18pm
Ouch, always happen when the surf is on.
hilly
hilly
WA
8120 posts
WA, 8120 posts
7 Jul 2018 12:26pm
Tardy said..


Windy day ..back hand ,took off ,wind got under me and flipped my board on the way down ,and bugger
my butt dealt to my board ...bloody good surf 7 th wave only 2 out .home I go ..

Lucky you hit the front of the fin
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
7 Jul 2018 12:41pm


Your right Hilly ..as soon as I tried to remove the fin it broke off ,no wonder I've got a limp on .

on the drying rack for a few days before I repair .acid out of action .
only had those fins for 2 months

tomorrow it s the 8.7 flow ,round 2 .4 fins on that one .softer landing .
chrispy
chrispy
WA
9675 posts
WA, 9675 posts
7 Jul 2018 1:17pm
Lucky you are not a broken arse..glad you are ok
rockmagnet
rockmagnet
QLD
1458 posts
QLD, 1458 posts
7 Jul 2018 3:31pm
It would be interesting to see how they would have done stitches to your butthole if it had cut you. They would have had to turn you inside out.
Gboots
Gboots
NSW
1321 posts
NSW, 1321 posts
7 Jul 2018 3:39pm
Commiserations Tardy
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
7 Jul 2018 1:50pm
rockmagnet said..
It would be interesting to see how they would have done stitches to your butthole if it had cut you. They would have had to turn you inside out.


thank you Rocky for that thought ,,

thank god for wetsuits ..
SunnyBouy
SunnyBouy
473 posts
473 posts
7 Jul 2018 5:50pm
Duct tape mate, it'll buff out.
Go assy twinny and carry on

However, I got "attacked" by my Flow rear fin in the winter. Shore break bail out and the backwash caught the Board which then decided to want to attack me fin first...
My arse too the brunt, after ripping a large hole in my winter wetty... glad I was wearing it TBH because I had two stiches in my butt, and about 25 in the wetty.

Fins... nasty buggers when they're in a temper
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
7 Jul 2018 6:30pm
yep ,it could of been worse for sure ,luckily i have others to ride ..i wish it was as simple as duct tape

its better than breaking it in half ,like modern surfboards do .my surfing buddies are alway breaking them in half .
supthecreek
supthecreek
2760 posts
2760 posts
7 Jul 2018 8:31pm
New meaning to "broke arse surfbum"

Here's a good way to appreciate what happened.....
If it was a Future's or FCS-2 box, you probably would have a broke arse, instead of the board.

Good bit of luck that you skewered the bumper instead of the beans.
pumpjockey02
pumpjockey02
309 posts
309 posts
8 Jul 2018 6:18am
Wave location, conditions, it could have been on the first or second wave. I woulD try and send those fins back, they should be butt proof.
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
8 Jul 2018 7:22am
i got a bum batch ..
brown
brown
WA
24 posts
WA, 24 posts
8 Jul 2018 12:02pm
Bummer
Helmy
Helmy
VIC
799 posts
VIC, 799 posts
8 Jul 2018 7:06pm
You may need to open up the wound to dry it out.
Maybe cut 2-3mm either side of the torn glass with a stanley knife.
The moisture may still be trapped under the skin and soaked into the balsa / pine.
Metho is good to soak up / leech out the salt, and won't stain the timber when it dries.
cantSUPenough
cantSUPenough
VIC
2131 posts
VIC, 2131 posts
12 Jul 2018 12:23pm
Helmy said..
You may need to open up the wound to dry it out.
Maybe cut 2-3mm either side of the torn glass with a stanley knife.
The moisture may still be trapped under the skin and soaked into the balsa / pine.
Metho is good to soak up / leech out the salt, and won't stain the timber when it dries.


The metho is going to sting. Make sure you clean the stanley knife before you cut into your butt.
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
12 Jul 2018 12:14pm
I was thinking of drinking the metho . before inserting the knife
Mahanumah
Mahanumah
VIC
336 posts
VIC, 336 posts
13 Jul 2018 4:12pm
did similar on my board a couple of years ago except my arse approached the fins from the back of the board. Took out both fins on that side (quad) and puncture my wettie in two places along with my arse... No serious damage to either board or me so all good.

When it happened I thought "That's a little painful..." but didn't think anything of it. Next wave when I tried to cutback the board slid out from under me. That's when I noticed the fins missing.

Went back to the car and got a new set of fins and continued surfing (it happened on my second wave...). Didn't notice the damage to me or the wettie until then end of a 2 hour session and noticed the blood on my towel.


An inch to the left and it would have been a different story...
Redfezz
Redfezz
NSW
73 posts
NSW, 73 posts
14 Jul 2018 8:48am
Sounds Like Phil ,"You had a good day son, you've had a good day "
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
14 Jul 2018 9:35am
it sounds like me but this looks like you .i told you to keep both feet on the board


Redfezz
Redfezz
NSW
73 posts
NSW, 73 posts
14 Jul 2018 3:49pm
Haha at least I ride it right side up
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