Well I picked up Helmys new super sexy Starboard Paddle the other day from Sam at Windsurf n Snow. Little did i know it was an adult toy.
Sam said that the new Starboard paddles were versatile and the shaft was stiff yet supple built for speed and I guess the pre preg sticker should have given me a warning.
Then the other morning I walked in to my garage and to my surprise there on the floor was randy the paddle and Doris the pole dancing mop. Yes right in the middle of the action and didn't they look innocent.

After prising them part I put old Randy back in his corner
Next morning there he was at it again abit of B & D, this time with my favourite Hawaiian Big boy . Poor ole Jimbo didn't know where to look. Randy seemed satisfied

Comfy there Randy
Your going to Merimbula before I don't have a straight shafted paddle left in the garage.
Good luck with this one Helmy , I just hope your man enough for him.
He's all yours on thursday sure you can handle him ?
Aloha