Ha ha ha, anyone that knows me will have a chuckle at that question.
I'm approx 4'8" and about 74kg. I wouldn't put too much faith in comparing height and weight with others as its all relative to the individual paddler and their skill set.
to put it in perspective one of our paddling crew who's probably about 80 - 85kg and about 6ft reckons the 25" Allstar feels more stable than the current 27" Ace in the ocean.
Another one of our crew who is 90 - 95kg found the 25" Allstar fine on flat but would prefer his 2013/14 28" Allstar in the ocean.
Best thing you could do is get a demo.