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sailorsilas > 9 months ago, 1 Sep 2021

sailorsilas

91 posts

1 Sep 2021 8:01pm

Read this today in a really old novel "Owning a sailboat is like standing in the cold rain tearing up $10 notes"

Madmouse

428 posts

1 Sep 2021 9:59pm

50s

Bananabender

QLD

1610 posts

2 Sep 2021 7:23am

www.sailnet.com/threads/defination-i-found-for-sailing.35134/

samsturdy

NSW

1659 posts

2 Sep 2021 9:16am

Sailing: 90% boredom, 10% terror.

cisco

QLD

12364 posts

2 Sep 2021 10:10am

When weeds and grass appear on the bow, it is time to come about.
A Gem from the mudbanks in "The Art of Coarse Cruising".

jvodan

3 posts

2 Sep 2021 8:44am

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sailorsilas said..
Read this today in a really old novel "Owning a sailboat is like standing in the cold rain tearing up $10 notes"

And ocean racing is like standing in a cold shower ripping up $100's
or
I bought a sail boat because it was more efficient than burning $20 notes

Azure305

NSW

402 posts

2 Sep 2021 12:06pm

"A boat is merely a hole in the ocean into which you pour money"

Cabron

QLD

363 posts

2 Sep 2021 1:24pm

B.O.A.T = Bring Over Another Thousand

tarquin1

954 posts

5 Sep 2021 4:02am

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