Sailing comedy

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Jode5
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23 Apr 2018 9:24am
I can relate to this

boty
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23 Apr 2018 11:23am
i know you well enough to know that not buying the new main and folding the washing have never occurred
Jode5
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23 Apr 2018 2:50pm
boty said..
i know you well enough to know that not buying the new main and folding the washing have never occurred




No it usually costs a new main for me and a trip overseas for Deb
Jode5
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26 Apr 2018 5:54pm



Jode5
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29 Apr 2018 7:39am



Jode5
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27 May 2018 12:57pm



Jode5
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22 Sep 2018 6:57am



Foolish
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22 Sep 2018 5:14am
Gee., my new mainsail only cost me a dishwasher and seven replaced windows.
Bundeenabuoy
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22 Sep 2018 7:52am
A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.
crustysailor
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22 Sep 2018 9:41am
My new main when it comes will cost new carpet for the lounge and family room, an outside deck, new driveway and the front fence replaced.

I got the better deal though, as I get to make a new boom bag at the same time.
Trek
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22 Sep 2018 1:22pm



Bundeenabuoy
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23 Sep 2018 3:58pm
"What do you call a sail with only two corners?"
"I haven't got a clew!"
Bundeenabuoy
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23 Sep 2018 4:08pm
crustysailor said..
My new main when it comes will cost new carpet for the lounge and family room, an outside deck, new driveway and the front fence replaced.

I got the better deal though, as I get to make a new boom bag at the same time.


theselkie
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23 Sep 2018 7:29pm



Bananabender
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23 Sep 2018 9:35pm
theselkie said..




Oh how true , love it .
Bundeenabuoy
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24 Sep 2018 5:43am
Boys must have their toys.
Toys keep us young.
Jode5
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17 Oct 2018 12:52am

Sorry girls, this method can only be used by the boys.






Jode5
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17 Oct 2018 7:00am



Seebreasy73
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18 Oct 2018 10:57pm
Jode5 said..




I can associate with this one, and the reaction is spot on!
Watermark
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19 Oct 2018 1:45pm
Bundeenabuoy said..
A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.

I am reasonably certain I know this guy as well. Helps if you both work for a jewellry company and have an Alibi.
Watermark
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19 Oct 2018 1:45pm
Bundeenabuoy said..
A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.

I am reasonably certain I know this guy as well. Helps if you both work for a jewellry company and have an Alibi.
Seebreasy73
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19 Oct 2018 4:53pm
Watermark said..

Bundeenabuoy said..
A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.


I am reasonably certain I know this guy as well. Helps if you both work for a jewellry company and have an Alibi.


so what would be plan B?
nswsailor
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19 Oct 2018 9:42pm
Bundeenabuoy said..

crustysailor said..
My new main when it comes will cost new carpet for the lounge and family room, an outside deck, new driveway and the front fence replaced.

I got the better deal though, as I get to make a new boom bag at the same time.





Yep, I've had to do something like that too
TKNick
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20 Oct 2018 9:19am
That's why I have my own "boat bucks" account. Still have to soften her up; bribe her though.
Wander66
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26 Oct 2018 5:10pm
Not intentional comedy (at least I don't think so) more likely representative of the quality of education in Cape York





theselkie
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26 Oct 2018 5:25pm
Wander66 said..
Not intentional comedy (at least I don't think so) more likely representative of the quality of education in Cape York






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cisco
cisco
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26 Oct 2018 10:10pm
Wander66 said..
Not intentional comedy (at least I don't think so) more likely representative of the quality of education in Cape York






Strewth mate!! They can do it a lot quicker than that on T.I.

My wife only took 7 mins here in Bundaberg!!
Jode5
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31 Oct 2018 3:27am



LooseChange
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31 Oct 2018 9:51am
Jode5 said..




Yeah, you should, it's been a few years since I saw your boat at the Sydney boat show.
Jode5
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11 Nov 2018 6:08am



Bananabender
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11 Nov 2018 7:41am
Jode5 said..

I'll have one of them
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