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Created by Jode5 Jode5  > 9 months ago, 23 Apr 2018
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Jode5
Jode5

QLD

853 posts

23 Apr 2018 9:24am
I can relate to this

boty
boty

QLD

685 posts

23 Apr 2018 11:23am
i know you well enough to know that not buying the new main and folding the washing have never occurred
Jode5
Jode5

QLD

853 posts

23 Apr 2018 2:50pm
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boty said..
i know you well enough to know that not buying the new main and folding the washing have never occurred




No it usually costs a new main for me and a trip overseas for Deb
Jode5
Jode5

QLD

853 posts

26 Apr 2018 5:54pm



Jode5
Jode5

QLD

853 posts

29 Apr 2018 7:39am



Jode5
Jode5

QLD

853 posts

27 May 2018 12:57pm



Jode5
Jode5

QLD

853 posts

22 Sep 2018 6:57am



Foolish
Foolish

65 posts

22 Sep 2018 5:14am
Gee., my new mainsail only cost me a dishwasher and seven replaced windows.
Bundeenabuoy
Bundeenabuoy

NSW

1239 posts

22 Sep 2018 7:52am
A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.
crustysailor
crustysailor

VIC

871 posts

22 Sep 2018 9:41am
My new main when it comes will cost new carpet for the lounge and family room, an outside deck, new driveway and the front fence replaced.

I got the better deal though, as I get to make a new boom bag at the same time.
Trek
Trek

NSW

1194 posts

22 Sep 2018 1:22pm



Bundeenabuoy
Bundeenabuoy

NSW

1239 posts

23 Sep 2018 3:58pm
"What do you call a sail with only two corners?"
"I haven't got a clew!"
Bundeenabuoy
Bundeenabuoy

NSW

1239 posts

23 Sep 2018 4:08pm
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crustysailor said..
My new main when it comes will cost new carpet for the lounge and family room, an outside deck, new driveway and the front fence replaced.

I got the better deal though, as I get to make a new boom bag at the same time.


theselkie
theselkie

QLD

555 posts

23 Sep 2018 7:29pm



Bananabender
Bananabender

QLD

1610 posts

23 Sep 2018 9:35pm
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theselkie said..




Oh how true , love it .
Bundeenabuoy
Bundeenabuoy

NSW

1239 posts

24 Sep 2018 5:43am
Boys must have their toys.
Toys keep us young.
Jode5
Jode5

QLD

853 posts

17 Oct 2018 12:52am

Sorry girls, this method can only be used by the boys.






Jode5
Jode5

QLD

853 posts

17 Oct 2018 7:00am



Seebreasy73
Seebreasy73

QLD

334 posts

18 Oct 2018 10:57pm
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Jode5 said..




I can associate with this one, and the reaction is spot on!
Watermark
Watermark

NSW

103 posts

19 Oct 2018 1:45pm
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Bundeenabuoy said..
A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.

I am reasonably certain I know this guy as well. Helps if you both work for a jewellry company and have an Alibi.
Watermark
Watermark

NSW

103 posts

19 Oct 2018 1:45pm
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Bundeenabuoy said..
A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.

I am reasonably certain I know this guy as well. Helps if you both work for a jewellry company and have an Alibi.
Seebreasy73
Seebreasy73

QLD

334 posts

19 Oct 2018 4:53pm
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Watermark said..

Bundeenabuoy said..
A a mate minde has an agreement with his wife.
He has to deposit the same amount as the cost of his sails into
his wife's jewellery account.


I am reasonably certain I know this guy as well. Helps if you both work for a jewellry company and have an Alibi.


so what would be plan B?
nswsailor
nswsailor

NSW

1458 posts

19 Oct 2018 9:42pm
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Bundeenabuoy said..

crustysailor said..
My new main when it comes will cost new carpet for the lounge and family room, an outside deck, new driveway and the front fence replaced.

I got the better deal though, as I get to make a new boom bag at the same time.





Yep, I've had to do something like that too
TKNick
TKNick

NSW

123 posts

20 Oct 2018 9:19am
That's why I have my own "boat bucks" account. Still have to soften her up; bribe her though.
Wander66
Wander66

QLD

294 posts

26 Oct 2018 5:10pm
Not intentional comedy (at least I don't think so) more likely representative of the quality of education in Cape York





theselkie
theselkie

QLD

555 posts

26 Oct 2018 5:25pm
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Wander66 said..
Not intentional comedy (at least I don't think so) more likely representative of the quality of education in Cape York






By order: Most obstetricians
cisco
cisco

QLD

12364 posts

26 Oct 2018 10:10pm
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Wander66 said..
Not intentional comedy (at least I don't think so) more likely representative of the quality of education in Cape York






Strewth mate!! They can do it a lot quicker than that on T.I.

My wife only took 7 mins here in Bundaberg!!
Jode5
Jode5

QLD

853 posts

31 Oct 2018 3:27am



LooseChange
LooseChange

NSW

2140 posts

31 Oct 2018 9:51am
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Jode5 said..




Yeah, you should, it's been a few years since I saw your boat at the Sydney boat show.
Jode5
Jode5

QLD

853 posts

11 Nov 2018 6:08am



Bananabender
Bananabender

QLD

1610 posts

11 Nov 2018 7:41am
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Jode5 said..

I'll have one of them
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