My take on this
Smoking hot chick approaches upwind
Matey gets a whiff of her
She puts her sexiest look and accent on
May I borrow your pump
Quickly matey brain clicks into gear and says certainly, knowing he will gear a great view of her pear shaped cheeks,
Sucker he says to himself as he gloats
He dives his kite and rides of with a semi on
Sucker she says , and adds another pump to her collection