[Rider: Weight,Level (beginner,intermediate,advanced)
Style: Freeriding, Surf, Wake, Freestyle
Weather: ?-? knots
Build Quality: 10/10
Satisfaction: 10/10
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My Comments:
hi all finaly found a bloke who makes custom made harnesses best quality around
check out the pictures and see if they will fit in with your kiting quiver

all item avabil at your local bunnings




dont you thinks its the most stylish seat harness you have evere seen

Nice trackies.

Thats not a harness, thats a dick holder!

Looks like too much time watching bondage flicks to me.
Maybe you can make a kite out of a couple of rubbish sacks to go with it.

and trying to pass plain ole trackies off as kitepants, as though discerning seabreezers won't spot their fakeness straight away ...

time was when posters had a little dignity, and showed a little respect ...

but still, the harness itself looks like a safe, comfortable and functional innovation. bravo.

The basic approach is somewhat similar to the Ocean Rodeo session harness - leg straps prevent it from sliding up, but unlike a seat harness your butt doesn't sit in a diaper - which sucks if you try to get a decent edge.

Only concern, you might wanna watch your nuts, especially when steering the kite to 12

That's farqin hilarious, thanks for a laugh this fine sunday morning. Might ask the kids for bunnings vouchers for chrissy instead.. ha ha ha

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yellowvtr1 said...


[Rider: Weight,Level (beginner,intermediate,advanced)
Style: Freeriding, Surf, Wake, Freestyle
Weather: ?-? knots
Build Quality: 10/10
Satisfaction: 10/10
Disclosure:

My Comments:
hi all finaly found a bloke who makes custom made harnesses best quality around
check out the pictures and see if they will fit in with your kiting quiver

all item avabil at your local bunnings




dont you thinks its the most stylish seat harness you have evere seen

are you alex sanz?

^^^ that was my first thought

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KnutH said...

Only concern, you might wanna watch your nuts, especially when steering the kite to 12

looking at the pictures i don't think he has to worry about any tackle getting damaged .

WOW I cant believe you managed to find that harness ! The dude that owns it ( not yellowvtr1 ) was learning last summer with it for 3 mths. Funniest piece of innovation I have ever seen in kiting . Suprised he ditched it so soon. I heard he is now making a waist harness out of a conveyor belt.

hey? someone actually was using it? That's just downright stupid. The point of a harness is to distribute load, the load with this would be all on ya crotch. funny shyte man.

Yep the guy would be singin like a diva after a good westerly session round here.

... we tried to tell off some young guys off for hot launching right infront of rocks and the bloody idiots were using a pants belt threaded through the chickenloop as the harness. Thank God it was only 10 knots at the time!!

Haha. Mad stuff.
I have had the pleasure of seein it in action. After I wiped the tears from my eyes and I could actually see.
It fully cranks.

This guy assured me it was quite comfortable. I found him very, very, very, very, very hard to believe!

Textbook Darwin Award..removing your ability to reproduce via a home made harness. The Gene pool thanks you.

Hey VTR, I think you should put this post on the GENERAL kitesurfing forum. I'm sure too many people have missed this piece of brilliance.

Kitch