Hi guys looks like next years stuff is starting to turn up , and everyone keeps asking for info, so heres some on the WAROO it looks great but havent got my demos to ride yet so no reveiws
Have Fun
GEORGE

With the shading of the bar pressure going all the way on the nanogon(?) mean it has light bar pressure?

Foud this on another forum, looks good.....cant wait

2010 waroo

Looks like they are going after the ladies market this year then.

^^??

Wait till you see / ride the Nemesis NXG.

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capi said...

When the moderator doesn't create any forum-fun, the members have to resort to self-amusement.
They have to invent their own silly games.
So, let's play the bashing game.
Spot the error in the above WAROO blurb. ^^^
It sticks out like a sore thumb.
No...I'm not talking about the lame-arse kite canopy graphic design.
lol.
That's another story.
I'm talking about a fault in the techno info.
It's next to that stupid pie-graph thing which says a whole lot of nothing.
lol.
Can you see it ?

You mean the wind range on the 5m

That didn't take long. ^^^
Quick game.
lol.

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arsa said...

^^??

Wait till you see / ride the Nemesis NXG.

The suspense is killing me

Of course it's fairly obvious that the stated windrange for the 5m Waroo is wrong.
It shows the 5m has a better bottom end than the 11m.
But maybe this imaginary windrange will be correct for the 5m Future-Kite.
Imagine.
This is what kite companies and kite designers need to be aspiring to.
Their design brief should read:
"Build a small kite that has mega bottom end and (of course it goes without saying)...a sweet top end."
The kite-of-the future.
The kite-of-NOW.
If the designers could switch their focus...
If they could concentrate their efforts on kite efficiency...
rather than devising more complex plumbing for stupid one-pump inflation systems.
If they could build a better foil instead of working on enhanced kite-bags that double as hi-tech backpacks cum hoodies.
But BEST has designed a flying Swiss army knife.
(Their words, not mine.)
A toe-nail kite with its own built-in clipper.
A kite with its own little fold-in scissors for trimming off daggy threads along the stitching.
A kite for every task.
A people's kite that does goddamn everything.
(I could never pull out those little fold-in scissors on my Swiss knife.)
Too fiddy.
Maybe I needed longer, tougher finger nails.
Swiss fingers.

Is it the end of your summer hibernate Slave and you have reappeared from under the rock? Damn! The one good thing about winter is less Slave bollocks.

Yes it is a typo.. now go back to sleep for the next 8 months please.

Slave flies Best.

Then again it may be that the 5 mtr is aimed as a trainer, hence the 12-35 knot range.

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Greenfinger said...



Slave flies Best.

Yeah, that's correct Greenfinger. ^^^
I fly waroos.
I've flown waroos for many seasons.
So I'm not slagging waroos per se.
I'm just slagging dumb waroo blurb.
Bad blurb can make a good kite sound like crap.
So if marketers are going to pimp stuff, the blurb needs to be professional blurb.
That means,
no stupid pie-graphs that look like Chinese horoscopes....
no stupid windrange data tables that are totally meaningless....
cause there are too many damn variables and factors to consider.
Like,
is the board a floaty cork or is it a sinky twig ??
Is the rider a fly-weight grommet or is he morbidly obese ??
Is the wind hard-ass or is it soft-cock pus ??
What length are the flying-lines ????
All these factors factor-in.
Lastly,
No kite is a Swiss army knife.
No kite is all things to all riders.
Cut the BS, pimpers.
And where's the 'flying penis' logo in the canopy graphics ?
In fact, they should print the brand BEST within the flying penis logo.
Bone up on that.