Yeah, Bloody swiss knives. I never used it for anything practical as a child, but I learnt how to cut myself with those damn springs. Swiss Watches. I have a mobile phone that tells the time. Swiss chocolate, yum. Swiss girls yummier!
I was coming back from a downwinder last season and nearly ran into two blokes driving their couch on a road in scarborough. They had mounted it on two motorised skateboards and we're doing a fairly cracking pace while having a quiet beer!