kitesurfer breaks into cars at pt Henry

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fattso
fattso
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VIC, 170 posts
23 Aug 2009 9:56pm
TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION, THIS IS A STAGED PHOTO. ALL FICTIONAL! THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT!

Pt. henry in geelong is no longer safe to leave your gear unattended! Or to visit if u are out of town for that matter!

local kitesurfer was caught red-handed trying to break into his mates car earlier today using only a kiteloop and agressive edging as a weapon! He walked away, but the commodore was not so lucky!
STAGED PHOTOGRAPH!

STAGED PHOTOGRAPH!
Please do not leave your gear unattended at point henry! out of town visitors ride at their own risk!


kitemad
kitemad
VIC
30 posts
VIC, 30 posts
23 Aug 2009 10:33pm
He is obviously after the Hadlow Pro in the back of the car
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2897 posts
SA, 2897 posts
24 Aug 2009 7:57am
Boardies over wetties look even gayer upside down.
waxhead1
waxhead1
VIC
172 posts
VIC, 172 posts
24 Aug 2009 8:57am
There could be a few reasons for this behaviour: 10 points for correct answer

A. He was just tired and wanted a lie down
B, He's starting a vehicle air conditioning business
C, He was making a TAC commercial, shouldn't drink and fly
D, He was entertaining the crowd with huge kite loops in 30knot gusts
E, It was set up
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
24 Aug 2009 9:11am
RAL INN said...

Boardies over wetties look even gayer upside down.


This is a clear case of boardies over wettie being justified
Idiot
Idiot
WA
577 posts
WA, 577 posts
24 Aug 2009 9:05am
Is it a closet door he is using as board?
Blownaway
Blownaway
QLD
776 posts
QLD, 776 posts
24 Aug 2009 12:12pm
classic, is that an organized stunt ? or is that stupid ?
It made me laugh,serious tho I hope he is ok

I saw some of that going on at DI on Saturday with one guy slamming into a car door and another draged into the trees and another dune jump where the pully broke an kite looped driving the rider into the dune really hard, winded him bad.
yes well mmmm you might say,not a good look.
Surfer62
Surfer62
1357 posts
1357 posts
24 Aug 2009 12:58pm
Looks like sideshow bob
KIT33R
KIT33R
NSW
1716 posts
NSW, 1716 posts
24 Aug 2009 3:40pm
Fantastic, and it's not even Spring yet! I particularly like the gold footstraps.
Morg
Morg
QLD
129 posts
QLD, 129 posts
24 Aug 2009 8:51pm
Blownaway said...

classic, is that an organized stunt ? or is that stupid ?
It made me laugh,serious tho I hope he is ok

I saw some of that going on at DI on Saturday with one guy slamming into a car door and another draged into the trees and another dune jump where the pully broke an kite looped driving the rider into the dune really hard, winded him bad.
yes well mmmm you might say,not a good look.



DI was sweet on saturday. Why'd it take so long for everyone to come over the other side the lagoon thou? Got a good half hour in before the crowd turned up

That guys board is awesome, where do i get one?
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
24 Aug 2009 7:23pm
Mate - I was in such a hurry on saturday I rigged with a twist on my front/back lines for the 1st in years.. Still I wait until I get my board outta the car before I put my board on.

Boardies over wetties are ALWAYS ghey and are strictly for those that just can't face the fact that meat n 2 veg shrink in winter - even the ladies know it.
coastalkombi
coastalkombi
VIC
93 posts
VIC, 93 posts
24 Aug 2009 10:38pm
ral you would wear them if you could find a pair that would fit you
BigAirPaul
BigAirPaul
QLD
140 posts
QLD, 140 posts
25 Aug 2009 12:02am
KIT33R said...

Fantastic, and it's not even Spring yet! I particularly like the gold footstraps.


Very cool footstraps - NOT ! Like something from a Greek wedding !

But I reckon if he'd have tweaked it mid rotation he could have got in the bigger back window, thus making the break-in even more successful !

And I can't believe he didn't pull the QR - what has teaching come too ???

There's a lot of bored kiters out there... Come on Summer !!!
NSW, 4382 posts
25 Aug 2009 2:09pm
Dre at one of his better angles, and Johhnys car, hmmm, was there a safety meeting just before this idea got brewed???


Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2897 posts
SA, 2897 posts
25 Aug 2009 5:27pm
Wilfred said...

ral you would wear them if you could find a pair that would fit you


Actually I am wondering if the pic of Kev and his "wardrobe" malfunction might have been the result of him eyeing off those legs.
Surfer62
Surfer62
1357 posts
1357 posts
25 Aug 2009 7:13pm
Wilfred said...

ral you would wear them if you could find a pair that would fit you


People who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones, chubby
inout-inout
inout-inout
VIC
131 posts
VIC, 131 posts
25 Aug 2009 11:04pm
Them Orange Bolt boards must be indestructable.............
inout-inout
inout-inout
VIC
131 posts
VIC, 131 posts
27 Aug 2009 10:56am
vs s/w r/h/r door in white $150
at huge auto wreckers 0393577558
good luck
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
28 Aug 2009 2:14pm
Might be a good idea for him to pull the release at that point?
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1908 posts
WA, 1908 posts
29 Aug 2009 8:46am
Damn you fattso

Thats no Kiteboard - thats the front of my favourite ' Bling ' undies draw

and next time can we just push start the car instead - ferk me !!!!
inout-inout
inout-inout
VIC
131 posts
VIC, 131 posts
29 Aug 2009 10:24pm



heres that wooden board but with diff boardes
coastalkombi
coastalkombi
VIC
93 posts
VIC, 93 posts
29 Aug 2009 10:30pm
**** dre get in the water calm those kankles
Surfer62
Surfer62
1357 posts
1357 posts
29 Aug 2009 9:09pm
Hey Wilfred, North has two new 2010 kites, the Diesel and the Unleaded, which one will you buy ???

Need a lift to Pt Henry tomorrow ?


coastalkombi
coastalkombi
VIC
93 posts
VIC, 93 posts
30 Aug 2009 8:43am

you will die a lonely oily old penguin
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