who can find the worst patent?!?! there is so many! from automatic release systems to dozen liners i would like to see what some of you guys can find. the more suicidal the better www.google.com.au/#q=kitesurfing&tbm=pts&start=0


crikey! patents.google.com/patent/US8070544?oq=kitesurfing jesus christ kendyl! take it easy mate hahahaha patents.google.com/patent/EP2203224B1/en?oq=ininventor%3A%22Kendyl+A.+Roman%22 leg straps to help hoist ya buddy in a line out ahhahaha first he revolutionises surfing now rugby!

chances are if an inventor has one kooky thing theyll have more so just click a name that strikes your fancy and see how far the rabbit hole goes

if you think im being to mean heres the otherside of the coin hahahaha old kens boats are pretty awesome to use not bad for an old poley


here we go! just what we need a ****ing BEER KOZZIE a glove that flips off whoever is sitting opposite you when ever you have a swig! genius patents.google.com/patent/USD691859?oq=kozzie dont know about the name tho

We really need some wind...

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We really need some wind...

patents.google.com/patent/US20140375057?oq=wind

Kozzie, I hereby declare you are now LoftyWinds. I will take leave and leave the trolling to you my good man, you're a pro now.

its my troll lure :D holly ****!

^^ I'd red thumb you if i could

@Billbob and @GCDave, my two favourite kook a-holes with too little to say, and too much to vent about in life.

Ahaha... at least now with the new red/green rules the kooks are coming out of the wood work.

Continue gentlemen... please continue.... @RPM was banned because of his abuse. So please continue...