If it works for sanz its gotta make me more popular. oww i'm dancing round st kilda beach in a mankini and i'm not kiteboarding quick call the fun police, oh no my package just feel out the side infront of young boy's oh my and i smell like vegtable oil oh my, thats because i rub it on myself to help tan my arm pits oh my, and i'm wearing a wig oh my. wana be my friend .

someone reply zanes has got heaps i wana be like bad boy sanzs

greetings

Yes!! 1

You're the man Hook

yes 2!

maybe we should meet up

maybe ! just let me convert my van to run on vegtable jizz and i'll meet you in a car park somewhere!
thats 3!

Lock up your fat daughters, folks, Hookworm is coming to a carpark near you in his weird little van.
How does starting a thread with your own name feel hook? Gotta admit, I was tempted...

Have you got lollies in your van for the kiddies?

I was starting to wonder weather the love of my south coast life would remember me and support my thread. Feels great to be up there with sanz gettin closer thats 4 thats not me! yes!

And thats 200 posts yes!

200 Posts! Here's your trophy and some bitch.....



PS. I don't think Boy George will have the staying power of Turps.

onya hookworm

as much as i love a good sheit stir, i,m finding it hard to get the will to add fuel to the tossers fire. (sanz post that is) maybe later after a few more bourbons it,ll come on he he he

man and i thought giving the polies sheit was good fun.

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tobes said...

200 Posts! Here's your trophy and some bitch.....



PS. I don't think Boy George will have the staying power of Turps.

hey tobes. dont go baggin my dog. seriosly he is sittin next to me now and isnt happy

Bring back the Turps. This is coming from me with a dodgey clockwork orange look going on. I had a "new price is right" comment lined up and you ruined it. Classic
post by the way, that other guy mentioned a lot, is someone else, with a dodgey login name, please tell me I'm right, or is crack readily available?

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ewan kite said...
hey tobes. dont go baggin my dog. seriosly he is sittin next to me now and isnt happy

Sorry Ewan, it was a bit hard to tell that he wasn't a bitch with that strategically placed paw. Your dog must be a pretty good kiter eh? Won the Juniors at Hookstock!

On the Sanz login troll question......I thought that too.....but as soon as new vids go up on his Youtube account he posts them here.......so I reckon he's the real Sanz......scary huh? Here's an idea......Sanzstock. What would the events be?

sorry bout the avi change that was my gay side but i'm back to the turps due to popular demand and yes there are plenty of mixed lollies for the kiddies in my van really wish sanzs would reply would make my day,so sanz i'm a big fan now add fuel to my fire that burns for you and reply to my topic and i promis that if you ever need a helping hand with "ANYTHING" wink wink i'm your man even if you want a little extra cream on your cake just let me know!

please alex reply all i want is a hello, maybe a date, is that to much to ask seeing i'm your biggest fan

Leave Alex Sanz Alone!!! (Wimpy, crying voice). All you peopl care about is readers and making money off him!!!!! Wheeeeeee......[}:)]

I`m so confused now! Who is my real hero, sanz or hookworm? hookworm wears a mankini and smells of veg oil. I like that, but would have prefered it if it was vegemite. But sanz has got YEARS of experience. And HE has told us this!
I don`t think sanz is too happy with you hookworm for trying to steel his lime light.
sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, idiot I mean sanz, hookworm?????????
This is really srtessing me, someone help!

slime light !!!?

Hook, you haven't terrorized my beach yet mate. Come up with Shane and kite with me ya bum. Then you can get in my pants

hey dude will try and drag his butt out soon he needs a road trip bad will try and organise something for after xmas would be awesome to do some kiting up there.

"NEWS FLASH" I have just discoverd Alex Sanz is really Richard Simmons!


Either way I'm still a massive fan